John McCain likes his rum warm, his bread moist and his women trannylicious!!! I wonder who is more trannylicious, Cindy McCain or the new, younger wife, Cindy Palin?
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So McCain has won the nomination of his party. The Earth is again flat and we didn’t evolve from a common ancestor as apes. I get it. But Republicans are such cheap bastards. Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have raised more money than John McCain. As the Republican making a run for the White House, he is now left scrambling trying to raise some funds. To put it in perspective, McCain has raised about 25% of the funds that either Clinton or Obama have raised. McCain needs help, and fast. I don’t even think his hot, sexy, younger wife can help him now. However, it is not all lost. Here are some suggestions for the Republicans to raise some dough:
1. Have a bake sale.
2. Sell chocolate bars that say “Vote for McCain”
3. Solicit campaign funds on perezhilton.com
4. Auction off McCain’s wigs.
5. Ask the Bushes for a loan from their rich oil friends.
We hope this helps McCain. If you have trouble seeing the list, let us know and we’ll make the font bigger.
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Cindy McCain – Republican supporter and wife of John McCain
Ann Coulter – Republican supporter and “author”
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