The View says goodbye to their “Survivor” co-host Elisabitch Hasselbeck after a notorious sex scandal where videos of her sexual escapades with various Fox News anchors were found on her work computer. Barbara Walters has indicated that it’s not a big deal and that Elisabeth should consider using AstroGlide in her next videos.
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miley cyrus to run for president
Miley Cyrus is not one to shy away from publicity. With all the attention she has garnered by her critically acclaimed modern dance performance at the VMAs, she has announced her bid to run for president. Obama reportedly wishes her luck and shared a brief congratulatory hug with her father Billy Rae Jepsen.
In what is thought as a predominantly liberal, left-leaning country, Canada has unfortunately been host to the evil skank Ann Coulter this week. Surprisingly, but not surprisingly, her speaking engagement in Calgary was met with little protest and what seemingly played out as an endorsement. It’s a sad occasion in a series of unsettling events that indicate that Canada may be leaning more towards the right. In a day and age where Democrats south of the border are being ridiculed as socialists, Canadians are privy to a culture of nouveau right-wing Christian-led conservatism. Luckily, Abstraction Reaction moved south just in time!!!
Rachel Maddow for Senator!!!!
Although she has profusely denied that she has plans to run for Senator in Massachusetts, here at Abstraction Reaction, we fully support a bid by Rachel Maddow to dethrone Scott Brown from his Senate seat! Go Rachel!!!! We thinks we will add her to a new list of Sexay Senators!!! Awesome.
Here’s a video showing George Bush wiping his hand off on Bill Clinton’s back after shaking hands with a Haitian. Enjoy!
Meghan McCain, daughter of John McCain, has been making quite the stir in the political world. She claims to be a Republican and has openly criticized the party in the hopes of reform. She writes for the Daily Beast and has lately been a target for extreme right-wing political commentators. They have insulted her intelligence, her femininity, her integrity and her weight. She has rebuttled by saying “Kiss my fat ass!” Nicely said! I actually think that all the right-wing crazies are a bit jealous of the attention that she is getting and the fact that she is sexy hot and smart. Nonetheless, she would make an awesome plus-size model.
We couldn’t believe this when we saw it. But, it comes from a very credible source, that being ET Online (haha!). Apparently, Cindy McCain, the most convincing tranny married to a Republican, actually considered going on the show Dancing with the Stars. But alas, she has a bad knee. That didn’t stop Heather Mills from dancing, and she only has ONE knee!!! Cindy McCain: you is a wuss!!!!!!
Megyn Kelly, the demur Faux News anchor shown on the right, has a problem with PETA showing two women kissing in their titilating ads. PETA says that the ads work and people shouldn’t be so uptight. Perhaps Megyn’s homophobia is rearing its ugly head. We would not be surprised if Megyn herself has taken part in some girl on girl action or even a threesome. Megyn’s job is to be the mildly articulate, semi-hot conservative anchor on Faux News and she has to over-react to such things; it’s her job. We just are concerned for her emotionally because after years of doing this, the lack of integrity may cause her to go crazy. We’d love for a Megyn Kelly sex tape to surface; showing her getting on with another woman of course!
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