Dick Cheney will be giving his first interview this weekend since leaving the puppetier, er, I mean, VP’s office. Seriously, does Dick really think anybody wants to hear what he has to say, let alone NOW? Sure he can trash talk both Bush and Obama now that he has nothing to lose but his integrity. What we’d like to hear are about all the sexy times he had in the White House. He should write a tell-all book about his sexcapades in the VP office. Oh wait, he shoots off pellet guns because he has no schlong. My bad.
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