Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Palin

15
Mar
09

Sarah Palin Sex Scandal

The Sarah Palin sex scandal story just won’t die.  Here’s a live admition of how she gets on her sexy times with almost everybody and anybody…

12
Mar
09

The New Sexy Hot Abstraction Reaction Poll…

Here’s our new poll!  Have fun!

10
Mar
09

Dick Cheney talks Bush, guns and sexy times!

Dick Cheney will be giving his first interview this weekend since leaving the puppetier, er, I mean, VP’s office.  Seriously, does Dick really think anybody wants to hear what he has to say, let alone NOW? Sure he can trash talk both Bush and Obama now that he has nothing to lose but his integrity.  What we’d like to hear are about all the sexy times he had in the White House.  He should write a tell-all book about his sexcapades in the VP office.  Oh wait, he shoots off pellet guns because he has no schlong.  My bad.photo-dick-cheney-stool

07
Oct
08

Sarah Palin caught making out with Cindy McCain

Cindy McCain has been one of Sarah Palin’s biggest supporters as John McCain’s vice presidential running mate.  Now we know why.  Sarah Palin has been caught by hidden cameras sharing a passionate kiss with John McCain’s wife, Cindy McCain.

01
Oct
08

Finally a Great Answer from Sarah Palin!!!!!!!

A series of Sarah Palin interviews with Katie Couric have proved disastrous for the Republican vice presidential nominee.  However, in a recent interview she finally nailed one.  Here’s her answer:

Katie Couric: Governor Palin, there has been quite a bit of discussion about your perceived lack of foreign policy experience, and I want to give you your chance, if you could please respond to that criticism and give us specific skills that you think you have to bring to the White House to rebut that or mitigate that concern.

Sarah Palin: I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some… people out there in our nation that don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such, as in South Africa and Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.., for our children.

30
Sep
08

Sarah Palin gets sent to Debate Bootcamp

Sarah Palin gets slapped silly at Debate Bootcamp.  Check out the whole story here.

29
Sep
08

John McCain asks Sarah Palin to Step Aside…

John McCain is considering removing Sarah Palin from her post as VP nominee.  Recent interviews with the press have not gone well and it’s time for her to exit.  In a move to appeal to women voters, the newest name being discussed within the party is Dianne Keller, the current mayor of the City of Wasilla, Alaska.  Among her long list of credentials, she is touted for being a member of the  Alaska Moose Federation and donates regularly to  the Blood Bank of Alaska.  You can find out more about this formidable candidate here.

29
Sep
08

Who is Stephen Harper with Lipstick?

According to the Ottawa Citizen, the difference between Stephen Harper and Sarah Palin is lipstick.

29
Sep
08

Sarah Palin Movie Already in the Works

Check out this trailer! It’s awesome!

27
Sep
08

Tells Us How You Really Feel About the Governacuda!!

Sarah Palin wants to be VP?  Check out this trainwreck clip from CNN:

27
Sep
08

Condi Rice thinks Sarah Palin gives good mouth

The brilliant Dr. Condoleezza Rice comments on Sarah Palin:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/09/08/verjee.libya.rice.palin.reax.cnn

27
Sep
08

The Newsest Hollywood Couple Alert: McPalin!!!!

The newsest hot and sexy Hollywood couple is Sarah Palin and John McCain.  McPalin was seen strutting their stuff after the gaffe of a debate where McCain looked old and frail.  Sarah says she’s going to unleash the Governacuda next week at her little debate.  Can’t wait to watch that trainwreck! 

27
Sep
08

Poor Palin, She’s Crazy and We Feel Sorry…

Katie Couric.  Sarah Palin.  Pathetic.

Who’s Aquadinejad?

23
Sep
08

Sexy Sarah and the Foreigner

Sarah Palin has been criticized for her lack of foreign policy experience.  To combat this reputation, she is meeting in New York this week with foreigners. This includes Amadallah Bhuti from the Bronx who runs a roti shop, Igor Rusova the famous Russian restauranteur and my cousin Vinny from Brooklyn.

23
Sep
08

Sarah Palin Name Generator

Thanks to Cara Ellison for pointing out the Sarah Palin Name Generator.  Do you like Goalie Sanka Palin?  We wanted something a little edgier, hotter or sexier, no?  So, by randomly putting in the name “Sam” we found one that we like.  Snooker Hinge Palin… sounds like hooker and fringe… we likes it!

21
Sep
08

Todd Palin’s rumoured affair with Fox News anchor…

Rumours are running rampant about an alleged hot and heavy affair between Todd Palin and Greta van Susteren, a pig of a news anchor over at Fox News. Apparently, Todd Palin reminds Greta of those 1970s porn stars. Todd Palin does indeed resemble a hunky porn star. And for Greta, his right-wing agenda makes him all the more appealing.

21
Sep
08

Megyn Kelly is a pig

Megyn Kelly is the anchor on Fox News, the right wing media puppet for the Republicans, that criticized the CBC for running an anti-Palin opinion piece.  She is the demur one on the right.  I wonder if her ass hurts from having John McCain’s arm up so high moving her mouth.  Word on the street is that she’s a tranny.

16
Sep
08

The Governacuda!!!!!

You heard it here first.  Sarah Palin should be referred to as “The Governacuda.” We all know that Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California has been termed “The Governator” because of the Terminator movies.  Sarah Palin likes to refer to herself using her high school nickname, namely, Sarah “Barracuda” Palin.  Hence, she’ll be the Governacuda!!!!  Poor fishys.

16
Sep
08

Sarah Palin’s pet pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Palin family has a new pet and it’s a pig!!!  Alaska Governacuda Sarah Palin decided to introduce Missy into the Palin clan.  Missy is a hot mess piglet with an eye for fashion.  Here she sports the latest JLo sunglasses and feels sexy and flirty wearing Clinique’s New High Impact Lip Colour called Sassy Spice.

16
Sep
08

The all new Caribou Barbie… with Sarah Palin

The latest toy craze has got to be the new Caribou Barbie!!!!!  Based on Republican, bible-thumping VP nominee Sarah Palin, the new doll comes with its own right-wing manual, lipstick and a special surprise comes out of its hairy rump when you squeeze it.  On sale now for only $14.99.




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