Posts Tagged ‘religion

26
Mar
10

Calgary is the new Texas… yeeeehawww!!!

In what is thought as a predominantly liberal, left-leaning country, Canada has unfortunately been host to the evil skank Ann Coulter this week.  Surprisingly, but not surprisingly, her speaking engagement in Calgary was met with little protest and what seemingly played out as an endorsement.  It’s a sad occasion in a series of unsettling events that indicate that Canada may be leaning more towards the right.  In a day and age where Democrats south of the border are being ridiculed as socialists, Canadians are privy to a culture of nouveau right-wing Christian-led conservatism.  Luckily, Abstraction Reaction moved south just in time!!!

16
Mar
09

Meghan McCain Is Sexy Hot and Not So Trannylicious!!!

Meghan McCain, daughter of John McCain, has been making quite the stir in the political world.  She claims to be a Republican and has openly criticized the party in the hopes of reform.  She writes for the Daily Beast and has lately been a target for extreme right-wing political commentators.  They have insulted her intelligence, her femininity, her integrity and her weight.  She has rebuttled by saying “Kiss my fat ass!”  Nicely said! I actually think that all the right-wing crazies are a bit jealous of the attention that she is getting and the fact that she is sexy hot and smart. Nonetheless, she would make an awesome plus-size model.

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16
Mar
09

South Carolina Pork Barrels and Sexcapades

Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina (shown below), had requested to use one quarter of S.C.’s federal stimulus money to pay down state debt.  This was rejected as the funds are intended for education and public works expenses.  Sanford, a staunch right-wing Republican, has been one of the most outspoken against the stimulus package.  Could this be due to his aspirations to lead the Republican party?  Maybe.  In all likelihood, he knew his requests would be rejected, his state would get the money and he would look like a maverick.  What’s sad is that he was willing to jeopardize much needed money for the people of S.C. to get ahead politically.  Poor bastards.  They’re already at the bottom of the totem pole economically, not too mention genetically. So sad.

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15
Mar
09

Sarah Palin Sex Scandal

The Sarah Palin sex scandal story just won’t die.  Here’s a live admition of how she gets on her sexy times with almost everybody and anybody…

15
Mar
09

Cindy “Trainwreck Tranny” McCain considers Dancing with the Stars!!!

We couldn’t believe this when we saw it.  But, it comes from a very credible source, that being ET Online (haha!).  Apparently, Cindy McCain, the most convincing tranny married to a Republican, actually considered going on the show Dancing with the Stars.  But alas, she has a bad knee.  That didn’t stop Heather Mills from dancing, and she only has ONE knee!!! Cindy McCain: you is a wuss!!!!!!

12
Mar
09

Perez Hilton and Richard Simmons to Host Gay Military L.A. Bash!

Ok, we lied.  There’s no party.  But Faux News has a story running about Obama repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Basically, before Clinton, all gay people were banned from the military.  Bill Clinton thought that he could make some progress by changing the laws such that gays could be in the military as long as they don’t reveal their sexuality.  Well, this has turned out to be less than advantageous for both the military and gays.  What’s alarming in the article is this notion that lifting the Clinton-era policies (and hence allowing openly gay people to serve) would make the military a big fag-fest.  This is such bull shit. Do the old douche bags that took part in the military poll actually think that gays will flock to the military like they do to a Cher concert? This seems sooooo unlikely.  Just another example of right wing crazies and a conservative agenda at Faux News!

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12
Mar
09

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09
Mar
09

Finally Stem Cells Come out of the Bush!!!!

Awesome.  Just awesome!  Obama has decreed that the NIH can start funding more stem cell research, critical science that was held back by GWB!  Even Nancy Reagan and Republican congress-people supported the reversal of policies.  If only we could reverse all of George Bush’s crazy-ness from over the years.  To celebrate his awesomeness, here’s an Obama nudie pic!obama-chico

05
Mar
09

Obama girls get a big surprise!!! A pet pig instead of puppy :(

Ok. so the Obama-yardigans are not getting a pet pig instead of a puppy.  They aren’t get a pet just yet.  What they are getting is a new swing set.  Now, get your mind out of the gutter.  We are not speculating that the “Obama girl” of youtube fame is becoming a swinger.  Rather, the Obama kids are getting a play set to enjoy, within sight of the Oval office.  What’s interesting is all the negative comments on this story posted on CNN.  Right-wing crazies are out in full force!  Geez, they’re kids.pig-lipstick

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game

Check out this awesome Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game. My creation is below:

29
Sep
08

Who is Stephen Harper with Lipstick?

According to the Ottawa Citizen, the difference between Stephen Harper and Sarah Palin is lipstick.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper likes to BBQ his pets

It looks like the hardest guy in show biz, Stephen Harper, took Sunday off the campaign trail.  He spent time finger painting with his kids and then they had a nice BBQ in the backyard.

29
Sep
08

Harper still likes finger painting with his knob

We brought it to you attention last week that Harper likes to cut funding for the arts.  Well, he’s at it again.  This time he is using smoke and mirrors.  He thinks that introducing a tax credit for children’s activities will help.  If the programs have already been cut, there aren’t any activities for these kids to do anyways.  Moreover, it’s ridiculus to think that tax breaks for finger painting replace funding for the arts.  More conservative right wing agenda masquerading as a tax break.

26
Apr
08

Wright Defends his Right to Free Speech and Racism

Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s religious hero and consultant, has called the allegations made about him “unfair.”  What’s unfair is that he doesn’t have his own TV show like Judge Joe Brown!

26
Apr
08

It’s oh so tight in Indiana!

It’s a very close race for Obama and Clinton in Indiana.  Not Indiana Jones silly, Indiana the state.  Apparently Harrison Ford thinks so highly of the Democratic Party that he thinks it’s a religion.

14
Mar
08

Sally Kern for Vice-President??!!!?? WTF???!!!

John McCain, the old Republican presidential nominee has announced that he is considering Sally Kern, the bigot who bashes gays and beats them in the street for a hobby, as the vice-presidential candidate. She claims to be happy about the suggestions. Conservative critics have denounced her as a VP candidate because she has a gay son. In response, Dick Cheney has suggested that his lesbian daughter be hooked up with Kern’s gay son!

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14
Mar
08

Obama Denounces, Rejects, Refuses and Declines…

Does Hillary Clinton have it easier in this campaign than Barack Obama because she is white?  This crazy talk comes from a Chicago pastor supporting the Obama campaign.  Obama has denounced such crazy talk, but not before having very close associations with it.  This comes in a long string of people that Obama has had to distance himself from.  It makes us wonder the kind of people supporting him.  Case in point, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are hosting a scientology dinner for him in Boston.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Distances Himself From Jesus

Barack Obama is distancing himself from his own pastor after he makes ridiculous comments about 9/11. Apparently, America brought the tragedy onto itself. Obama is also considering declaring the Earth non-flat and is about to denounce misogynist comments made by one of his campaign managers, Ann Coulter.

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14
Mar
08

If She Can Drive, Then She Can Ride!!!!

Oops. Brad Wall, premier of Saskatchewan, let it slip that he lets his 14-year old daughter drive. That’s illegal in the prairie province that he tries to run. He has since realized that he is held to “higher” standards. Duh. In recent news, the Wall family also allows their 8 year old son to down a bottle of vodka now and then, as long as it’s mixed with some 100% juice and his Flintstones vitamins.

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02
Mar
08

Huckabee: “The Earth is flat.”

Looks like Huckabee is trying to steer Texas education representatives towards his Theory of Intelligent Design, also known as creationism, which is both anti-science and moronic. Read about it here.

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