Miley Cyrus is not one to shy away from publicity. With all the attention she has garnered by her critically acclaimed modern dance performance at the VMAs, she has announced her bid to run for president. Obama reportedly wishes her luck and shared a brief congratulatory hug with her father Billy Rae Jepsen.
Where are Obama’s balls, you ask? Well, we found them!! Here you can see that Putin has extracted Obama’s balls and is playing with them along with the neighborhood children.
This passed week, John Kerry joined his Russian counterpart in diplomatic discussions focused on what to do about Syria. Betty White, of Golden Girls fame, joined in the festivities. Here she is wearing her Dolce Gabana sunglasses, looking as hot and sexy as ever.
Here’s a video showing George Bush wiping his hand off on Bill Clinton’s back after shaking hands with a Haitian. Enjoy!
Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina (shown below), had requested to use one quarter of S.C.’s federal stimulus money to pay down state debt. This was rejected as the funds are intended for education and public works expenses. Sanford, a staunch right-wing Republican, has been one of the most outspoken against the stimulus package. Could this be due to his aspirations to lead the Republican party? Maybe. In all likelihood, he knew his requests would be rejected, his state would get the money and he would look like a maverick. What’s sad is that he was willing to jeopardize much needed money for the people of S.C. to get ahead politically. Poor bastards. They’re already at the bottom of the totem pole economically, not too mention genetically. So sad.
We couldn’t believe this when we saw it. But, it comes from a very credible source, that being ET Online (haha!). Apparently, Cindy McCain, the most convincing tranny married to a Republican, actually considered going on the show Dancing with the Stars. But alas, she has a bad knee. That didn’t stop Heather Mills from dancing, and she only has ONE knee!!! Cindy McCain: you is a wuss!!!!!!
Hillary Clinton sure knows how to rock the casbah!!! She’s been on a whirlwind of a trip that includes the Middle East and Europe. I wonder if she eats the little nuts on the flights? Likely, she has a private jet, right? Maybe they serve her special nuts with special coatings that make them taste like scrumptralescence!!! In this economy, we thinks that she should fly coach.
In his meaningless and irrelevant interview with CNN, Dick Cheney says that Obama’s reversal of GWB’s policies means that Americans are in danger. Has anybody weighed in about how not having a money hungry, racist and extremist government is going to make America safer and improve its foreign policy?
Ok, we lied. There’s no party. But Faux News has a story running about Obama repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Basically, before Clinton, all gay people were banned from the military. Bill Clinton thought that he could make some progress by changing the laws such that gays could be in the military as long as they don’t reveal their sexuality. Well, this has turned out to be less than advantageous for both the military and gays. What’s alarming in the article is this notion that lifting the Clinton-era policies (and hence allowing openly gay people to serve) would make the military a big fag-fest. This is such bull shit. Do the old douche bags that took part in the military poll actually think that gays will flock to the military like they do to a Cher concert? This seems sooooo unlikely. Just another example of right wing crazies and a conservative agenda at Faux News!
Awesome. Just awesome! Obama has decreed that the NIH can start funding more stem cell research, critical science that was held back by GWB! Even Nancy Reagan and Republican congress-people supported the reversal of policies. If only we could reverse all of George Bush’s crazy-ness from over the years. To celebrate his awesomeness, here’s an Obama nudie pic!
Ok. so the Obama-yardigans are not getting a pet pig instead of a puppy. They aren’t get a pet just yet. What they are getting is a new swing set. Now, get your mind out of the gutter. We are not speculating that the “Obama girl” of youtube fame is becoming a swinger. Rather, the Obama kids are getting a play set to enjoy, within sight of the Oval office. What’s interesting is all the negative comments on this story posted on CNN. Right-wing crazies are out in full force! Geez, they’re kids.
The brilliant Dr. Condoleezza Rice comments on Sarah Palin:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/09/08/verjee.libya.rice.palin.reax.cnn
According to a report by CNN, John McCain has sided with Bush 90% of the time. The question is, if McCain is 90% up Bush’s ass, does that leave his toes wiggling or most of his feet?
Katie Couric. Sarah Palin. Pathetic.
Who’s Aquadinejad?
So people like to speculate about her personal life, present company included, however, a lot about Condoleezza Rice is not common knowledge. If you find out more about Dr. Condoleezza Rice, I think you’ll agree that she should have been running for President. Then again, she might be too smart to do so.
This is absolutely amazing. Check out the coverage of an anti-Palin rally in Anchorage!! Thanks to Mudflats for the info and image!
Apparently, Ann Coulter is so pissed off that she was passed over for the VP bid, that she is threatening to kill all the puppies in Alaska. She has also started an online campaign to spread anti-Palinism. 
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