Posts Tagged ‘Obama



30
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton, a gay icon?

The recording artists throwing their chops behind Hillary Clinton include Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Elton John. Can you say tranny? Barack Obama has the likes of Will.I.Am and John Legend behind him, both which will likely be referred to as “typical black men.” To show they have cross appeal, Clinton has Timbaland and Obama has The Grateful Dead and Arcade Fire. Who does McCain have? Check it out below.

30
Mar
08

Obama confirms rumored affair with Sherri Shepherd

Barack Obama was on the view last week and Sherri Shepherd thought he looked like a  “chocolate drop.” He also said that it’s ok to be racist as long as you are retired.

30
Mar
08

Controversial skit at North Dakota State!

At North Dakota State University, a student group has put on skits involving allegedly racist content for diabetes research.  The skit involving the “Obama Girl” giving Barack a lap dance whilst two gay cowboys get it on in the background actually sounds kind of funny.

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30
Mar
08

Obama: a girly man

Barack Obama has secured an endorsement from a Pennsylvania senator. Here he is loving up the senator before a tea party.

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30
Mar
08

Clinton can run as long as she wants!

Barack Obama has extended an olive branch and has said that Hillary Clinton can run as long as she wants and her supporters should carry on as long as they can. This comes on the heels of other reports stating that Democrats think Clinton should fold. She is adamant to fight on. In other news, the other Clinton took Obama’s words too literally and started his morning jogs again.

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22
Mar
08

Barack Obama’s Idea of a “Typical White Person”

Barack Obama is getting in hot water after referring to his white grandmother as a “typical white person” who has fears of black men walking down the street. I don’t know about you, but if I saw a “typical black person,” like Barack, walking down the street, I’d be pretty scared.

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22
Mar
08

Hillary Leads in Poll of Pennsylvania Dutch Feminists

Hillary Clinton has more than doubled her lead over Barack Obama in a recent Pennsylvania poll.  It looks like the controversy over Obama and his pastor may have hurt his popularity.  The League of Pennsylvania Dutch Feminists is currently having a bake sale where proceeds will go towards the Clinton campaign.

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21
Mar
08

Oprah Loses Control!!!

A recent Oprah audience member has filed a law suit claiming injury when she was trampled on by the talk show’s live audience when they all ran for the best seats. Oprah, who has tried to control the Democratic election by campaigning for Barack Obama, can’t even control her own audience. Unfortunately, the buxom Oprah did not break the injured woman’s fall by acting as a fluffy pillow at the bottom of the stairs.

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21
Mar
08

Obama wants a Probe!

Attention! High Alert! There has been a security breach. Our passport files have been attacked!!! Obama calls for an investigation into a passport breach at the State Department. Now they will find out about all the muslim countries that he has visited!

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14
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton Recites “I Have a Dream”

Geraldine Ferraro, a former New York congresswoman working on the Clinton campaign, suggests that Barack Obama is in his position because of his colour, and no other reason. Clinton “rejected” and “repudiated” the comments and has sent Ferraro to Oklahoma to attend sensitivity training with Sally Kern.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Finally Caught in Sex Scandal

Jennifer Garner is fuming after torrid photos of Ben Affleck and Barack Obama have surfaced. Their eyes being closed in a romantic embrace; it’s clearly love. The planned Obama rally in Boston, organized by Garner and Affleck, may be in jeopardy!

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14
Mar
08

Obama Denounces, Rejects, Refuses and Declines…

Does Hillary Clinton have it easier in this campaign than Barack Obama because she is white?  This crazy talk comes from a Chicago pastor supporting the Obama campaign.  Obama has denounced such crazy talk, but not before having very close associations with it.  This comes in a long string of people that Obama has had to distance himself from.  It makes us wonder the kind of people supporting him.  Case in point, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are hosting a scientology dinner for him in Boston.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Distances Himself From Jesus

Barack Obama is distancing himself from his own pastor after he makes ridiculous comments about 9/11. Apparently, America brought the tragedy onto itself. Obama is also considering declaring the Earth non-flat and is about to denounce misogynist comments made by one of his campaign managers, Ann Coulter.

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10
Mar
08

Dream Ticket

Clinton’s been talking about a Dream Ticket with her as president and Obama as Vice-President.  Well, Obama will have no such thing.  Do you think he let’s Michelle ever go on top?  We always had him pinned as a conservative missionary position type of guy.

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09
Mar
08

Obama takes it off!

As we mentioned in an earlier post, Barack Obama may resort to nudity to get attention focused back on him. As predicted, Obama will now be going topless for the remainder of the campaign.

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09
Mar
08

Obama is a Republican’s wet dream!

Obama has garnered the Wyoming delegates. Interestingly, Wyoming, the least populous state is also a Republican hot bed. They haven’t voted for a Democrat president in over 40 years. George Bush also had his highest voter percentage in Wyoming when elected. It’s interesting to note then that such a conservative arena favours Barack Obama. Could it be conservative misogyny at work? Does Obama actually seem more Republican than Clinton? It’s not clear. However, perhaps Barack could retire to Yellowstone National Park if he doesn’t win the rest of the country.

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08
Mar
08

Sex in the White House

The recent battle between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination has fired up controversy on many levels. Voting is at an all time high and emotions, along with mud slinging, have been sinusoidal. What is becoming apparent, at least to some, is that perhaps sexism is one of the few allowable bigotries in society. Hillary Clinton has faced much more scrutiny than Obama during this entire process. This is has been linked to her being a woman. I say let’s drop all kinds of bigotry and for the run to the White House, let’s bring sexy back and make “Woman” the new “Black”!

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08
Mar
08

The Democrats and Karma Sutra…

It’s amazing how the recent Democratic leadership race has turned the candidates against each other.  Just last summer they seemed quite chummy.  Now, they are using right wing mud slinging within their own party.  I say Barack and Hillary get on the same page for unity’s sake.  One big oiled liberal machine is a lot tougher to beat than a fragmented party.  To ease this process, I suggest Hillary and Barack experiment with some very intimate karma sutra techniques.

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08
Mar
08

A Major Election Issue: tax returns

Barack’s camp has criticized Senator Clinton’s delay of releasing her tax returns until April 15. What a major issue for the country. If I release my tax returns can I become president? I don’t have any experience in health care, environmental or security policies though, is that ok?

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08
Mar
08

Dancing in the Streets!

A Republican congressman from Iowa has stated that if Barack Obama becomes president, that terrorists would be dancing in the streets. He thinks that having a “Hussein” as president would be viewed as a terrorist victory. His office even re-enacted what would happen if Obama won in the following video:




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