Posts Tagged ‘John McCain



06
Aug
08

Trannylicious with an air brush!

Cindy McCain loves being trannylicious!

26
Apr
08

McCain Uncertain Regarding Huckabee’s Support

Mike Huckabee, white Republican and former presidential contender, has shown his support for John McCain. McCain, however, is unsure whether Huckabee’s support will help or hurt his campaign. McCain staff have suggested sending Mike overseas to campaign for McCain to Americans abroad, like in Kazakhstan.

30
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton, a gay icon?

The recording artists throwing their chops behind Hillary Clinton include Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Elton John. Can you say tranny? Barack Obama has the likes of Will.I.Am and John Legend behind him, both which will likely be referred to as “typical black men.” To show they have cross appeal, Clinton has Timbaland and Obama has The Grateful Dead and Arcade Fire. Who does McCain have? Check it out below.

30
Mar
08

McCain doesn’t know what condoms are used for. They’re thumb protectors silly!

Thanks to How Insane is John McCain for drawing our attention to this one.  Apparently, John McCain has no idea whether condoms stop the spread of HIV.  And this guy wants to be president?  Didn’t he use one when he had an affair with the lobbyist?

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21
Mar
08

John McCain Sex Interview!

21
Mar
08

Yet Another John McCain Sex Scandal

John McCain is in the sexual headlines again!  Now his affections have been focused on the former President George Bush.  As you can see, he is closing his eyes in a state of ecstasy.  The theme song: sensual seduction by Snoop Dog.

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21
Mar
08

Sarkozy Hot and Bothered Over McCain’s Visit to the French White House

John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate, met with French President Nicholas Sarkozy while in Paris this week. Sarkozy, questioned after the visit, said that he rather liked John McCain and that unlike George Bush, McCain kept his hands to himself and did not once refer to “Freedom Fries.”

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14
Mar
08

Sally Kern for Vice-President??!!!?? WTF???!!!

John McCain, the old Republican presidential nominee has announced that he is considering Sally Kern, the bigot who bashes gays and beats them in the street for a hobby, as the vice-presidential candidate. She claims to be happy about the suggestions. Conservative critics have denounced her as a VP candidate because she has a gay son. In response, Dick Cheney has suggested that his lesbian daughter be hooked up with Kern’s gay son!

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11
Mar
08

More evidence that Republicans are cheap bastards…

So McCain has won the nomination of his party.  The Earth is again flat and we didn’t evolve from a common ancestor as apes.  I get it. But Republicans are such cheap bastards.  Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have raised more money than John McCain.  As the Republican making a run for the White House, he is now left scrambling trying to raise some funds.  To put it in perspective, McCain has raised about 25% of the funds that either Clinton or Obama have raised.  McCain needs help, and fast.  I don’t even think his hot, sexy, younger wife can help him now.  However, it is not all lost.  Here are some suggestions for the Republicans to raise some dough:

1. Have a bake sale.

2. Sell chocolate bars that say “Vote for McCain”

3. Solicit campaign funds on perezhilton.com

4. Auction off McCain’s wigs.

5. Ask the Bushes for a loan from their rich oil friends.

We hope this helps McCain.  If you have trouble seeing the list, let us know and we’ll make the font bigger.

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05
Mar
08

Cindy McCain really is sexy, for a tranny

The most popular entry on Abstraction Reaction is definitely Cindy McCain is Sexy.  So, to play homage to this wonderful post, we found this great picture of Senator John McCain and his wife.  She really is quite sexy and would make a trannylicious First Lady!

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05
Mar
08

Huckabee seen in the unemployment line

Huckabee’s out of a job.  What to do? Here’s a top ten list of jobs he’s most qualified for:

10. Dishwasher at the San Antonio McDonald’s

9. Online marriage counsellor

8. Member of the Psychic Friends Network

7. Stage hand at the “Puppetry of the Penis”

6. Back-up singer for Britney Spears

5. Science teacher in Florida

4. Perez Hilton blog consultant

3. Calvin Klein underwear model

2. John McCain’s jock strap cleaner and personal waddle tightener

1. Evolutionary biologist at the University of Texas

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04
Mar
08

Huckabee finally admits it: the world is round!

Huckabee finally bows out of the Republican primaries, after his adversary John McCain clinches the weiner ride. Huckabee has his eyes set on studying evolutionary theory and world roundness.

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04
Mar
08

John McCain: King Weiner

It’s official! John McCain wins the Republican nomination for the presidential election. Now he’s the top weiner!

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03
Mar
08

John McCain winks awkwardly at Hillary Clinton

In recent news, John McCain looks like he will win the Republican nomination, however, he is quite scared of Hillary Clinton. In fact, he was recently caught winking at her. In response, she kneed him in the balls.

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03
Mar
08

Hot, Tasty Ribs and Porking McCain

This weekend, John McCain had a rib BBQ at his home in Arizona for the traveling press. News and politics were off the table, however, each member had a turn on the table to pork with old Johnny who’s still got it in him!

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03
Mar
08

John McCain to win: Texas style!

John McCain could very well clinch the Republican nomination tomorrow with major primaries being held in both Texas and Ohio. Huckabee, being the right-wing crazy that he is, refuses to back out of the running. What would be cool is a McCain – Huckabee double bill so that blogs could continue to enjoy the comedic trope that is the Republican Party!

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02
Mar
08

50 Cent Supports Barack

When asked who he’ll support in the current election, rapper 50 cent says he’d vote for Barack Obama because he’s black. He also stated that his favorite cereal is fruit loops.

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When asked to comment on 50 cent’s political statements, Ellen DeGeneres supported celebrity political statements, saying that she was supporting John McCain because he’s a lesbian.

02
Mar
08

The McCain Dynasty: Sexy and Hot

Who’s hotter? Cindy Jr., John McCain’s daughter (left) or Cindy Sr.,

John McCain’s wife (right)?

02
Mar
08

John McCain sex scandal

Yes! There is a John McCain sex scandal! Who is this lovely lady you ask? It’s Vicki Iseman, a lobbyist and McCain’s #1 fan! John likes them young, smart and blond. You can read about it here.

02
Mar
08

Obama and McCain fashion and sex critique

As a woman, Hillary Clinton is getting the short end of the stick. Sexism is still the only allowed bigotry in our society. Misogynist news anchors can make sexist comments, but they don’t lose their jobs. Let’s face it, the sexist attitudes towards women in politics aren’t going to go away. Therefore, it’s a good idea to level the playing field by holding up male candidates to the same standards as women.

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Is it me or is John McCain gaining weight? The challenges of the primaries certainly have him stressed, as can be seen by his growing waistline and weathered complexion. Somebody should send him the contact info of Wayne Newton’s plastic surgeon. Some botox would do him good too. Has this man even heard of a hair salon? He needs a touch up coloring like a Hippo needs deodorant. And why does he use his wife as a campaign magnet? Well, it’s obvious that she is much younger and has much more sex appeal, but do you really think you can trust a man that let’s his spouse do the campaigning? C’mon, he is using her popularity to gain votes and it says nothing about his credentials except that he is married to someone that has a lot of mass appeal and respect. He’s a fake and not very sexy.

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Now on to Obama. Geez, this outfit needs to go faster than you can say “Call the fashion police!” Obama not only lacks a sense of style, but he’s so boring with his fashion choices. The campaigning is also taking a toll on him as he has no time to eat and is slowly becoming emaciated with all the stress. It’s time for him and Michelle to take a long vacation. In fact, I heard of a great Florida retreat that doubles as marriage counseling. They should look into it. Recent news suggests that debate organizers are going easy on him because of the fear that he is more of a pretty face than a politician. He simply cannot answer the questions that are posed, could this be due to insecurity? The public is just not convinced that this election is personal for him.




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