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Mike Huckabee, white Republican and former presidential contender, has shown his support for John McCain. McCain, however, is unsure whether Huckabee’s support will help or hurt his campaign. McCain staff have suggested sending Mike overseas to campaign for McCain to Americans abroad, like in Kazakhstan.
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Mike Huckabee – Republican presidential nominee
Huckabee’s out of a job. What to do? Here’s a top ten list of jobs he’s most qualified for:
10. Dishwasher at the San Antonio McDonald’s
9. Online marriage counsellor
8. Member of the Psychic Friends Network
7. Stage hand at the “Puppetry of the Penis”
6. Back-up singer for Britney Spears
5. Science teacher in Florida
4. Perez Hilton blog consultant
3. Calvin Klein underwear model
2. John McCain’s jock strap cleaner and personal waddle tightener
1. Evolutionary biologist at the University of Texas

Huckabee finally bows out of the Republican primaries, after his adversary John McCain clinches the weiner ride. Huckabee has his eyes set on studying evolutionary theory and world roundness.

John McCain to win: Texas style!
John McCain could very well clinch the Republican nomination tomorrow with major primaries being held in both Texas and Ohio. Huckabee, being the right-wing crazy that he is, refuses to back out of the running. What would be cool is a McCain – Huckabee double bill so that blogs could continue to enjoy the comedic trope that is the Republican Party!

Huckabee: “The Earth is flat.”
Looks like Huckabee is trying to steer Texas education representatives towards his Theory of Intelligent Design, also known as creationism, which is both anti-science and moronic. Read about it here.

He so crazy!

Huckabee must be nuts!
They must be crazy!!!!
You’d have to be crazy to use this sort of endorsement.
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