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Posts Tagged ‘Huckabee
Dick Cheney will be giving his first interview this weekend since leaving the puppetier, er, I mean, VP’s office. Seriously, does Dick really think anybody wants to hear what he has to say, let alone NOW? Sure he can trash talk both Bush and Obama now that he has nothing to lose but his integrity. What we’d like to hear are about all the sexy times he had in the White House. He should write a tell-all book about his sexcapades in the VP office. Oh wait, he shoots off pellet guns because he has no schlong. My bad.
Mike Huckabee, white Republican and former presidential contender, has shown his support for John McCain. McCain, however, is unsure whether Huckabee’s support will help or hurt his campaign. McCain staff have suggested sending Mike overseas to campaign for McCain to Americans abroad, like in Kazakhstan.
08
Mar
08
The Sexy, Hot Conservative Poll
Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?
Status:
Cindy McCain – Republican supporter and wife of John McCain
Ann Coulter – Republican supporter and “author”
Robert McAllister – Senator and Republican presidential nominee
Rona Ambose – Conservative Party of Canada, Member of Parliament
Mike Huckabee – Republican presidential nominee
Huckabee’s out of a job. What to do? Here’s a top ten list of jobs he’s most qualified for:
10. Dishwasher at the San Antonio McDonald’s
9. Online marriage counsellor
8. Member of the Psychic Friends Network
7. Stage hand at the “Puppetry of the Penis”
6. Back-up singer for Britney Spears
5. Science teacher in Florida
4. Perez Hilton blog consultant
3. Calvin Klein underwear model
2. John McCain’s jock strap cleaner and personal waddle tightener
1. Evolutionary biologist at the University of Texas
Huckabee finally bows out of the Republican primaries, after his adversary John McCain clinches the weiner ride. Huckabee has his eyes set on studying evolutionary theory and world roundness.
03
Mar
08
John McCain to win: Texas style!
John McCain could very well clinch the Republican nomination tomorrow with major primaries being held in both Texas and Ohio. Huckabee, being the right-wing crazy that he is, refuses to back out of the running. What would be cool is a McCain – Huckabee double bill so that blogs could continue to enjoy the comedic trope that is the Republican Party!
02
Mar
08
Huckabee: “The Earth is flat.”
Looks like Huckabee is trying to steer Texas education representatives towards his Theory of Intelligent Design, also known as creationism, which is both anti-science and moronic. Read about it here.
27
Feb
08
He so crazy!
26
Feb
08
Huckabee must be nuts!
Huckabee does have nuts for doing this, but mostly he’s nuts!
26
Feb
08
They must be crazy!!!!
You’d have to be crazy to use this sort of endorsement.
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