Posts Tagged ‘hilton

14
Mar
08

Harper sues the Liberals, perezhilton.com and Other Blogs

Stephen Harper is suing the Liberals over the Cadman scandal, to the tune of $2.5 million, CDN of course.  This entire fiasco is an act of juvenile machismo and only goes to show exactly how ineffective and useless this current government is.  Who’s next? The WordPress blogs? Perez Hilton? The Conservative government needs to be booted and sent to the curb.  If only Stephane Dion could grow a pair of balls, or borrow Michael Ignatieff’s.

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05
Mar
08

Huckabee seen in the unemployment line

Huckabee’s out of a job.  What to do? Here’s a top ten list of jobs he’s most qualified for:

10. Dishwasher at the San Antonio McDonald’s

9. Online marriage counsellor

8. Member of the Psychic Friends Network

7. Stage hand at the “Puppetry of the Penis”

6. Back-up singer for Britney Spears

5. Science teacher in Florida

4. Perez Hilton blog consultant

3. Calvin Klein underwear model

2. John McCain’s jock strap cleaner and personal waddle tightener

1. Evolutionary biologist at the University of Texas

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