Posts Tagged ‘Harper

30
Sep
08

Conservative candidates refuse to debate!

Conservative candidates in Manitoba refuse to take part in an all candidates meeting at the University of Winnipeg. In an email gaffe, one Conservative party organizer accidentally sent an email to the school union referring to the University as a no-fly zone. Conservatives clearly don’t care about education or their potential constituents.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper Told a Lie Today

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game

Check out this awesome Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game. My creation is below:

29
Sep
08

Who is Stephen Harper with Lipstick?

According to the Ottawa Citizen, the difference between Stephen Harper and Sarah Palin is lipstick.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper likes to BBQ his pets

It looks like the hardest guy in show biz, Stephen Harper, took Sunday off the campaign trail.  He spent time finger painting with his kids and then they had a nice BBQ in the backyard.

29
Sep
08

Harper still likes finger painting with his knob

We brought it to you attention last week that Harper likes to cut funding for the arts.  Well, he’s at it again.  This time he is using smoke and mirrors.  He thinks that introducing a tax credit for children’s activities will help.  If the programs have already been cut, there aren’t any activities for these kids to do anyways.  Moreover, it’s ridiculus to think that tax breaks for finger painting replace funding for the arts.  More conservative right wing agenda masquerading as a tax break.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper wants you to be Poor

Stephen Harper is the only party leader that failed to respond to “Make Poverty History.”  It seems that Harper wants us all to be poor and his platform is aimed at making and keeping him and his friends rich.  We suggest to vote ABC, or Anything But Conservative.

29
Sep
08

Hot Sexy Stephen Harper Song and Video

Check out this take of the Obama crush song focusing on Stephen Harper…

23
Sep
08

Harper likes to finger paint… but not with his finger

Jack Layton, leader of the NDP, has vowed to return funding to the arts in Canada.  The Stephen Harper “one man show” Conservative government has made $45 million in cuts to the arts.  They also have tried to push their right-wing agenda with films and made numerous cuts to Telefilm.  Harper has suggested that Canadian art is useless and unproductive, but to appease the crazy left-wing artists, he has offered up his own finger painting portraits and has developed an art class called “Art on a Budget: From Finger Painting to Paper Dolls” taught by Stockwell Day.

26
Apr
08

Does Harper Spend Election Money on Cheap Boos and Hos?

The Liberal Party of Canada is calling on an RCMP investigation into election spending by Harper those crazy Conservatives. Perhaps they will find receipts for cheap bourbon and Spitzer’s call girls! Those right-wing religious conservatives can really party you know.

14
Mar
08

Harper sues the Liberals, perezhilton.com and Other Blogs

Stephen Harper is suing the Liberals over the Cadman scandal, to the tune of $2.5 million, CDN of course.  This entire fiasco is an act of juvenile machismo and only goes to show exactly how ineffective and useless this current government is.  Who’s next? The WordPress blogs? Perez Hilton? The Conservative government needs to be booted and sent to the curb.  If only Stephane Dion could grow a pair of balls, or borrow Michael Ignatieff’s.

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14
Mar
08

Stephen Harper looks Fat in a Kimono

Ok maybe it’s not a kimono. But, the Harper government is trying to help the backlog of immigration applications. How you ask? Simply by having more rejections, silly. A new bill they are trying to cram down our throats will allow the immigration Minister to reject applications already approved by immigration officers and have the final say on the “type” of immigrant that comes in (kind of like a bouncer at a posh night club). By the way, if you have a photo of Harper in a sombrero, please let us know, thanks.

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10
Mar
08

Stephen Harper gets all greasy and oily

Apparently there are new rules aimed at oil sands and coal plants.  The highlights include forcing new oilsands projects to capture and store greenhouse gas emissions and ban construction of new dirty coal plants beginning in 2012.

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08
Mar
08

Stephen Harper: Families, Workers and Seniors MUST Suffer!

Suffering is the most popular stop on the subway train to heaven.  At least that’s what the Conservative Party of Canada would have you believe.  At a swanky lunchtime talky-poo at the Economic Club of Toronto, Stephen Harper, the Canadian Prime Minister, told listeners that Canadians falling on hard times during the current economic lull shouldn’t count on the government to bail them out.  Critics have been asking for tax relief for families, the working class and seniors.  Surprisingly, the minority Conservative government will have none of such debauchery.  He concluded his speech by saying “Let them eat cake!”

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03
Mar
08

The devil lives one more day…

Hooray! Hooray! The Stephen Harper Conservative government lives one more day as the budget passes in the House of Commons. Most Liberals didn’t show up and we won’t be having an election any time soon. We will also not be having any environmental policies, publicly funded non-Conservative cinema or daycare. Awesome!

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03
Mar
08

The Devil Threatens to Sue over Dead Man’s Insurance

It’s not enough that the Cadman’s family has to tolerate the Conservative party basically calling them liars, but now Stephen Harper threatens to sue the Liberal party of Canada and Stephane Dion over remarks on their website. Not only are the conservative being painted as bribers but now they’re also an impediment to free speech, again.

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02
Mar
08

Teen sex and orgies: Banned by Harper

Sneaky budders! In last week’s Conservative government budget, they gently slipped in a condition on using tax credits for movie productions. According to the new rules, a movie’s tax credits can be denied if it is deemed offensive or inappropriate. The major question is to who’s standards. This is a major example of conservative, right wing, censorship. This morning on CBC News Sunday, the comments made by a representative of a Canadian Christian right wing group that thinks they are heading the decision panel for Telefilm Canada sturred up some sheat. And I don’t think this is the last we hear of this issue!

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01
Mar
08

Harper wants to buy YOUR vote; with life insurance

Just to let Stephen Harper know, MY vote IS for sale. For a life insurance policy, as was offered to the late Chuck Cadman, I will vote for any Conservative that runs in my local riding. A man that poses with such a cute kitty cat must be trustworthy… right?

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