Posts Tagged ‘government



26
Apr
08

Obama plays up Black Granny

After the controversial remarks about his white grandmother, Barack Obama has been stepping up the photo ops with his Blacker Granny.

30
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton, a gay icon?

The recording artists throwing their chops behind Hillary Clinton include Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Elton John. Can you say tranny? Barack Obama has the likes of Will.I.Am and John Legend behind him, both which will likely be referred to as “typical black men.” To show they have cross appeal, Clinton has Timbaland and Obama has The Grateful Dead and Arcade Fire. Who does McCain have? Check it out below.

30
Mar
08

B.C. Politician Caught in Chilli Wanks and Dirty Laundry

Reports that B.C. Solicitor General John Les has resigned over allegations he improperly benefited from a land deal while he was mayor of Chilliwack are surfacing.  It’s only a matter of time before a sex scandal breaks!

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30
Mar
08

Quebeckers say they want Celine Dion not Stephane Dion!

Support for the Liberal Party is way down in La Belle Province!  In some areas, they are tied with or less popular than the NDP, which traditionally in Quebec, is a bit player.

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30
Mar
08

Politics is even crazy in Zimbabwe, as they try to pull a Bush

People are up in arms as an opposition party tries to claim premature victory in an election.  Sound familiar?

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30
Mar
08

Bob Rae sits on the bench…

Bob Rae, who recently won a riding in Toronto for the Liberal party, will be sitting in the front bench as Stephane Dion reshuffles his seating arrangement at the latest Liberal Party Tea Party.

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30
Mar
08

Sherri Shepherd switches camps and supports Hillary Clinton!

After her torrid affair with Barack Obama was exposed on air, Sherri Shepherd from “The View” has decided to back Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination.

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30
Mar
08

Obama confirms rumored affair with Sherri Shepherd

Barack Obama was on the view last week and Sherri Shepherd thought he looked like a  “chocolate drop.” He also said that it’s ok to be racist as long as you are retired.

30
Mar
08

Obama: a girly man

Barack Obama has secured an endorsement from a Pennsylvania senator. Here he is loving up the senator before a tea party.

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30
Mar
08

Clinton can run as long as she wants!

Barack Obama has extended an olive branch and has said that Hillary Clinton can run as long as she wants and her supporters should carry on as long as they can. This comes on the heels of other reports stating that Democrats think Clinton should fold. She is adamant to fight on. In other news, the other Clinton took Obama’s words too literally and started his morning jogs again.

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22
Mar
08

Barack Obama’s Idea of a “Typical White Person”

Barack Obama is getting in hot water after referring to his white grandmother as a “typical white person” who has fears of black men walking down the street. I don’t know about you, but if I saw a “typical black person,” like Barack, walking down the street, I’d be pretty scared.

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22
Mar
08

Hillary Leads in Poll of Pennsylvania Dutch Feminists

Hillary Clinton has more than doubled her lead over Barack Obama in a recent Pennsylvania poll.  It looks like the controversy over Obama and his pastor may have hurt his popularity.  The League of Pennsylvania Dutch Feminists is currently having a bake sale where proceeds will go towards the Clinton campaign.

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21
Mar
08

The Sexy Hot Conservative Poll Update!!!!!!!!

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

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21
Mar
08

John McCain Sex Interview!

21
Mar
08

Obama wants a Probe!

Attention! High Alert! There has been a security breach. Our passport files have been attacked!!! Obama calls for an investigation into a passport breach at the State Department. Now they will find out about all the muslim countries that he has visited!

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21
Mar
08

Secret Documents Fall Out Of Stockwell Day’s Speedo!

Building an anti-terror complex is top secret right? Well, not when documents that are supposed to be top secret are falling out of Stockwell Day’s speedo…

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14
Mar
08

George Bush wants you to Breathe Smog!

The EPA softens its stance on smog regulations after pressure by the president.  Since when does GWB have any authority on setting environmental policies.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Finally Caught in Sex Scandal

Jennifer Garner is fuming after torrid photos of Ben Affleck and Barack Obama have surfaced. Their eyes being closed in a romantic embrace; it’s clearly love. The planned Obama rally in Boston, organized by Garner and Affleck, may be in jeopardy!

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14
Mar
08

Obama Denounces, Rejects, Refuses and Declines…

Does Hillary Clinton have it easier in this campaign than Barack Obama because she is white?  This crazy talk comes from a Chicago pastor supporting the Obama campaign.  Obama has denounced such crazy talk, but not before having very close associations with it.  This comes in a long string of people that Obama has had to distance himself from.  It makes us wonder the kind of people supporting him.  Case in point, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are hosting a scientology dinner for him in Boston.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Distances Himself From Jesus

Barack Obama is distancing himself from his own pastor after he makes ridiculous comments about 9/11. Apparently, America brought the tragedy onto itself. Obama is also considering declaring the Earth non-flat and is about to denounce misogynist comments made by one of his campaign managers, Ann Coulter.

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