Calgary is the new Texas… yeeeehawww!!!

In what is thought as a predominantly liberal, left-leaning country, Canada has unfortunately been host to the evil skank Ann Coulter this week.  Surprisingly, but not surprisingly, her speaking engagement in Calgary was met with little protest and what seemingly played out as an endorsement.  It’s a sad occasion in a series of unsettling events that indicate that Canada may be leaning more towards the right.  In a day and age where Democrats south of the border are being ridiculed as socialists, Canadians are privy to a culture of nouveau right-wing Christian-led conservatism.  Luckily, Abstraction Reaction moved south just in time!!!

George Bush wipes his hand on Clinton’s Bajayjay!

Here’s a video showing George Bush wiping his hand off on Bill Clinton’s back after shaking hands with a Haitian.  Enjoy!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dick’s a dick!

In his meaningless and irrelevant interview with CNN, Dick Cheney says that Obama’s reversal of GWB’s policies means that Americans are in danger.  Has anybody weighed in about how not having a money hungry, racist and extremist government is going to make America safer and improve its foreign policy?

The New Sexy Hot Abstraction Reaction Poll…

Here’s our new poll!  Have fun!

Dick Cheney talks Bush, guns and sexy times!

Dick Cheney will be giving his first interview this weekend since leaving the puppetier, er, I mean, VP’s office.  Seriously, does Dick really think anybody wants to hear what he has to say, let alone NOW? Sure he can trash talk both Bush and Obama now that he has nothing to lose but his integrity.  What we’d like to hear are about all the sexy times he had in the White House.  He should write a tell-all book about his sexcapades in the VP office.  Oh wait, he shoots off pellet guns because he has no schlong.  My bad.

Finally Stem Cells Come out of the Bush!!!!

Awesome.  Just awesome!  Obama has decreed that the NIH can start funding more stem cell research, critical science that was held back by GWB!  Even Nancy Reagan and Republican congress-people supported the reversal of policies.  If only we could reverse all of George Bush’s crazy-ness from over the years.  To celebrate his awesomeness, here’s an Obama nudie pic!

John McCain up Bush’s Ass

According to a report by CNN, John McCain has sided with Bush 90% of the time.  The question is, if McCain is 90% up Bush’s ass, does that leave his toes wiggling or most of his feet?

Cindy McCain looks totally sexy, hot in her Laa-Laa skin!!!

Trannylicious Cindy McCain looks totally hot in her yellow teletubby outfit.  She thought it would be most fitting to kill and skin Laa-Laa the yellow Teletubby for the anti-puppy convention in Austin, Texas.  Her co-chair for the event was Laura Bush, who is sporting a skinned endangered polar bear outfit!

Politics is even crazy in Zimbabwe, as they try to pull a Bush

People are up in arms as an opposition party tries to claim premature victory in an election.  Sound familiar?

Yet Another John McCain Sex Scandal

John McCain is in the sexual headlines again!  Now his affections have been focused on the former President George Bush.  As you can see, he is closing his eyes in a state of ecstasy.  The theme song: sensual seduction by Snoop Dog.

Sarkozy Hot and Bothered Over McCain’s Visit to the French White House

John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate, met with French President Nicholas Sarkozy while in Paris this week. Sarkozy, questioned after the visit, said that he rather liked John McCain and that unlike George Bush, McCain kept his hands to himself and did not once refer to “Freedom Fries.”

China Caught with its Pants Down in the Bush

Violence in China may be escalating over the independence of Tibet, but there’s no cause for alarm according to George Bush.  He’ll still be attending the Beijing Olympics because he “loves chicken balls, especially with Texan hot sauce, yeeehaw!”

George Bush wants you to Breathe Smog!

The EPA softens its stance on smog regulations after pressure by the president.  Since when does GWB have any authority on setting environmental policies.

Putting MacRice in jeopardy?

Could there be trouble in paradise for MacRice?  This photo was captured earlier today by the paparazzi:

Obama is a Republican’s wet dream!

Obama has garnered the Wyoming delegates. Interestingly, Wyoming, the least populous state is also a Republican hot bed. They haven’t voted for a Democrat president in over 40 years. George Bush also had his highest voter percentage in Wyoming when elected. It’s interesting to note then that such a conservative arena favours Barack Obama. Could it be conservative misogyny at work? Does Obama actually seem more Republican than Clinton? It’s not clear. However, perhaps Barack could retire to Yellowstone National Park if he doesn’t win the rest of the country.

Heinz meets her match!

Teresa Heinz is of course married to Senator John Kerry, who famously lost the 2004 Presidential Election to George Bush. She was also married to Senator Henry John Heinz and inherited the Heinz fortune when he died in an airplane crash in 1991. Now, everybody knows that Heinz is famous for ketchup. Many people will only eat ketchup if it is from Heinz, creating a huge amount of brand loyalty. I used to be such a drone, however, I recently discovered President’s Choice Organic Ketchup. I have to say that this ketchup has an amazing taste that rivals Heinz, without the bright fluorescent red colour. You have to try it!

Early Morning Crank Calls…

Here’s a very effective Hillary Clinton ad. Hey, at least if she gets in the White House phones won’t be unplugged so that GWB can get his geezer sleep.

George Bush wants to try waterboarding this summer!

Waterboarding. A fun summer past time, great for the whole family? No. Absolutely not. Waterboarding involves strapping a person down and pouring water over his/her cloth-covered face to create the sensation of drowning. It has been traced back hundreds of years to the Spanish Inquisition and is condemned by nations around the world and human rights organizations as torture. A bill attempting to ban this torture has been vetoed by good ol’ GWB. In absolutely failed logic, GWB’s argument is that the use of waterboarding has prevented attacks. First off, waterboarding has been allowed thus far and there have been terrorist attacks. Second, if you have a prisoner to waterboard in the first place, then he/she is clearly already in custody and isn’t a threat. Maybe George really thought they were trying to clamp down on the fun at Darien Lake!!!

Way Back Playback

Here is a hilarious montage of George Bush f&*% ups!  Enjoy!