Posts Tagged ‘gay

26
Mar
10

Rachel Maddow for Senator!!!!

Although she has profusely denied that she has plans to run for Senator in Massachusetts, here at Abstraction Reaction, we fully support a bid by Rachel Maddow to dethrone Scott Brown from his Senate seat!  Go Rachel!!!!  We thinks we will add her to a new list of Sexay Senators!!!  Awesome.

15
Mar
09

Sarah Palin Sex Scandal

The Sarah Palin sex scandal story just won’t die.  Here’s a live admition of how she gets on her sexy times with almost everybody and anybody…

15
Mar
09

Cindy “Trainwreck Tranny” McCain considers Dancing with the Stars!!!

We couldn’t believe this when we saw it.  But, it comes from a very credible source, that being ET Online (haha!).  Apparently, Cindy McCain, the most convincing tranny married to a Republican, actually considered going on the show Dancing with the Stars.  But alas, she has a bad knee.  That didn’t stop Heather Mills from dancing, and she only has ONE knee!!! Cindy McCain: you is a wuss!!!!!!

12
Mar
09

Perez Hilton and Richard Simmons to Host Gay Military L.A. Bash!

Ok, we lied.  There’s no party.  But Faux News has a story running about Obama repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Basically, before Clinton, all gay people were banned from the military.  Bill Clinton thought that he could make some progress by changing the laws such that gays could be in the military as long as they don’t reveal their sexuality.  Well, this has turned out to be less than advantageous for both the military and gays.  What’s alarming in the article is this notion that lifting the Clinton-era policies (and hence allowing openly gay people to serve) would make the military a big fag-fest.  This is such bull shit. Do the old douche bags that took part in the military poll actually think that gays will flock to the military like they do to a Cher concert? This seems sooooo unlikely.  Just another example of right wing crazies and a conservative agenda at Faux News!

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10
Mar
09

Dick Cheney talks Bush, guns and sexy times!

Dick Cheney will be giving his first interview this weekend since leaving the puppetier, er, I mean, VP’s office.  Seriously, does Dick really think anybody wants to hear what he has to say, let alone NOW? Sure he can trash talk both Bush and Obama now that he has nothing to lose but his integrity.  What we’d like to hear are about all the sexy times he had in the White House.  He should write a tell-all book about his sexcapades in the VP office.  Oh wait, he shoots off pellet guns because he has no schlong.  My bad.photo-dick-cheney-stool

03
Mar
09

Megyn Kelly likes animals because they are made of meat.

Megyn Kelly, the demur Faux News anchor shown on the right, has a problem with PETA showing two women kissing in their titilating ads.  PETA says that the ads work and people shouldn’t be so uptight.  Perhaps Megyn’s homophobia is rearing its ugly head.  We would not be surprised if Megyn herself has taken part in some girl on girl action or even a threesome.  Megyn’s job is to be the mildly articulate, semi-hot conservative anchor on Faux News and she has to over-react to such things; it’s her job.  We just are concerned for her emotionally because after years of doing this, the lack of integrity may cause her to go crazy.  We’d love for a Megyn Kelly sex tape to surface; showing her getting on with another woman of course!banderaskelly_427

29
Sep
08

Who is Stephen Harper with Lipstick?

According to the Ottawa Citizen, the difference between Stephen Harper and Sarah Palin is lipstick.

23
Sep
08

Harper wears sexy vests, but is hard on criminals

We can’t criticize Harper on his recent stance on criminals, however, we can criticize his horrible leather vest outfit!!!  Trashy!CREDIT: Mikael Kjellstrom, The Calgary Herald

21
Sep
08

Cindy McCain is a sexy, hot tranny pissed at Baba Wawa

Cindy McCain thinks that she and her husband were attacked by the ladies of “The View.”  We’ve seen the segment, and think that Cindy is just pissed because she looked like a tranny!  Poor Cindy…

14
Sep
08

John Baird is a Dick

After watching John Baird on CTV’s Question Period this morning.  We have to say that John Baird is a dick!!! And he loves it too!

06
Aug
08

Trannylicious with an air brush!

Cindy McCain loves being trannylicious!

30
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton, a gay icon?

The recording artists throwing their chops behind Hillary Clinton include Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Elton John. Can you say tranny? Barack Obama has the likes of Will.I.Am and John Legend behind him, both which will likely be referred to as “typical black men.” To show they have cross appeal, Clinton has Timbaland and Obama has The Grateful Dead and Arcade Fire. Who does McCain have? Check it out below.

30
Mar
08

Controversial skit at North Dakota State!

At North Dakota State University, a student group has put on skits involving allegedly racist content for diabetes research.  The skit involving the “Obama Girl” giving Barack a lap dance whilst two gay cowboys get it on in the background actually sounds kind of funny.

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30
Mar
08

Obama: a girly man

Barack Obama has secured an endorsement from a Pennsylvania senator. Here he is loving up the senator before a tea party.

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21
Mar
08

Yet Another John McCain Sex Scandal

John McCain is in the sexual headlines again!  Now his affections have been focused on the former President George Bush.  As you can see, he is closing his eyes in a state of ecstasy.  The theme song: sensual seduction by Snoop Dog.

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21
Mar
08

Search for the HOTTEST Conservative!!!!!!

In our search for the hottest conservative, we think that we may have forgotten Jesse Kern, the non-practicing heterosexual son of Oklahoma Republican Sally Kern.

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21
Mar
08

Jesse Kern: “I AM NOT GAY!!!”

The ultra fembot Jesse Kern, son of the hate-monger Sally Kern, has been talking to reporters. Apparently, he is not gay, but a practicing celibate heterosexual, whatever that means. We believe him, based on the photo of him below. Oklahoma Republicans should stand tall and firmly believe that their representatives have not be infiltrated by the gays!

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14
Mar
08

Sally Kern for Vice-President??!!!?? WTF???!!!

John McCain, the old Republican presidential nominee has announced that he is considering Sally Kern, the bigot who bashes gays and beats them in the street for a hobby, as the vice-presidential candidate. She claims to be happy about the suggestions. Conservative critics have denounced her as a VP candidate because she has a gay son. In response, Dick Cheney has suggested that his lesbian daughter be hooked up with Kern’s gay son!

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14
Mar
08

Obama Finally Caught in Sex Scandal

Jennifer Garner is fuming after torrid photos of Ben Affleck and Barack Obama have surfaced. Their eyes being closed in a romantic embrace; it’s clearly love. The planned Obama rally in Boston, organized by Garner and Affleck, may be in jeopardy!

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13
Mar
08

Sally Kern, the Devil in a Dress, Has a GAY Son!!!!

We have blogged about Sally Kern, the Republican bigot, before and had suggested that she was in fact gay. Although we were wrong, we were not off track. Her son Jesse, is allegedly gay. Looks like Sally is somewhat delusional. Ride Sally Ride!!!

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