Posts Tagged ‘election



29
Sep
08

John McCain asks Sarah Palin to Step Aside…

John McCain is considering removing Sarah Palin from her post as VP nominee.  Recent interviews with the press have not gone well and it’s time for her to exit.  In a move to appeal to women voters, the newest name being discussed within the party is Dianne Keller, the current mayor of the City of Wasilla, Alaska.  Among her long list of credentials, she is touted for being a member of the  Alaska Moose Federation and donates regularly to  the Blood Bank of Alaska.  You can find out more about this formidable candidate here.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper Told a Lie Today

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game

Check out this awesome Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game. My creation is below:

29
Sep
08

Who is Stephen Harper with Lipstick?

According to the Ottawa Citizen, the difference between Stephen Harper and Sarah Palin is lipstick.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper likes to BBQ his pets

It looks like the hardest guy in show biz, Stephen Harper, took Sunday off the campaign trail.  He spent time finger painting with his kids and then they had a nice BBQ in the backyard.

29
Sep
08

Harper still likes finger painting with his knob

We brought it to you attention last week that Harper likes to cut funding for the arts.  Well, he’s at it again.  This time he is using smoke and mirrors.  He thinks that introducing a tax credit for children’s activities will help.  If the programs have already been cut, there aren’t any activities for these kids to do anyways.  Moreover, it’s ridiculus to think that tax breaks for finger painting replace funding for the arts.  More conservative right wing agenda masquerading as a tax break.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper wants you to be Poor

Stephen Harper is the only party leader that failed to respond to “Make Poverty History.”  It seems that Harper wants us all to be poor and his platform is aimed at making and keeping him and his friends rich.  We suggest to vote ABC, or Anything But Conservative.

29
Sep
08

Green Party leader takes on Islamists

Elizabeth May, the Green Party of Canada leader, has had a change of faith.  She has turned to Islam in order to appeal to minority and immigrant voters.  After the election, she will return to her Hedonistic ways.

29
Sep
08

Hot NDP Commercial for 2008 Election

Check out this slick ad from Jack Layton.  Is it me or is he buff?  When does he have time to work out?

29
Sep
08

Hot Sexy Stephen Harper Song and Video

Check out this take of the Obama crush song focusing on Stephen Harper…

29
Sep
08

Ladies and Gentlemen: Introducing… Stephane Dion!!

Stephane Dion wants to use this week’s leadership debate to introduce himself to Canadians, claiming that “Canadians want to know me.”   Isn’t it a bit late?  The election is less than a month away.  I say we get ready for the next Liberal leadership race!

29
Sep
08

Sarah Palin Movie Already in the Works

Check out this trailer! It’s awesome!

27
Sep
08

Where in the world is Rona Ambrose?

Sex muffin Rona Ambrose is MIA.  Where art thou Rona?  We miss you 😦

27
Sep
08

Tells Us How You Really Feel About the Governacuda!!

Sarah Palin wants to be VP?  Check out this trainwreck clip from CNN:

27
Sep
08

Condi Rice thinks Sarah Palin gives good mouth

The brilliant Dr. Condoleezza Rice comments on Sarah Palin:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/09/08/verjee.libya.rice.palin.reax.cnn

27
Sep
08

John McCain up Bush’s Ass

According to a report by CNN, John McCain has sided with Bush 90% of the time.  The question is, if McCain is 90% up Bush’s ass, does that leave his toes wiggling or most of his feet?

27
Sep
08

The Newsest Hollywood Couple Alert: McPalin!!!!

The newsest hot and sexy Hollywood couple is Sarah Palin and John McCain.  McPalin was seen strutting their stuff after the gaffe of a debate where McCain looked old and frail.  Sarah says she’s going to unleash the Governacuda next week at her little debate.  Can’t wait to watch that trainwreck! 

27
Sep
08

Poor Palin, She’s Crazy and We Feel Sorry…

Katie Couric.  Sarah Palin.  Pathetic.

Who’s Aquadinejad?

24
Sep
08

Little known facts about the sexy Condi Rice

So people like to speculate about her personal life, present company included, however, a lot about Condoleezza Rice is not common knowledge.  If you find out more about Dr. Condoleezza Rice, I think you’ll agree that she should have been running for President.  Then again, she might be too smart to do so.

23
Sep
08

Sexy Sarah and the Foreigner

Sarah Palin has been criticized for her lack of foreign policy experience.  To combat this reputation, she is meeting in New York this week with foreigners. This includes Amadallah Bhuti from the Bronx who runs a roti shop, Igor Rusova the famous Russian restauranteur and my cousin Vinny from Brooklyn.




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