Posts Tagged ‘Conservatives

26
Mar
10

Calgary is the new Texas… yeeeehawww!!!

In what is thought as a predominantly liberal, left-leaning country, Canada has unfortunately been host to the evil skank Ann Coulter this week.  Surprisingly, but not surprisingly, her speaking engagement in Calgary was met with little protest and what seemingly played out as an endorsement.  It’s a sad occasion in a series of unsettling events that indicate that Canada may be leaning more towards the right.  In a day and age where Democrats south of the border are being ridiculed as socialists, Canadians are privy to a culture of nouveau right-wing Christian-led conservatism.  Luckily, Abstraction Reaction moved south just in time!!!

26
Mar
10

Rachel Maddow for Senator!!!!

Although she has profusely denied that she has plans to run for Senator in Massachusetts, here at Abstraction Reaction, we fully support a bid by Rachel Maddow to dethrone Scott Brown from his Senate seat!  Go Rachel!!!!  We thinks we will add her to a new list of Sexay Senators!!!  Awesome.

26
Mar
10

George Bush wipes his hand on Clinton’s Bajayjay!

Here’s a video showing George Bush wiping his hand off on Bill Clinton’s back after shaking hands with a Haitian.  Enjoy!

12
Mar
09

Perez Hilton and Richard Simmons to Host Gay Military L.A. Bash!

Ok, we lied.  There’s no party.  But Faux News has a story running about Obama repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Basically, before Clinton, all gay people were banned from the military.  Bill Clinton thought that he could make some progress by changing the laws such that gays could be in the military as long as they don’t reveal their sexuality.  Well, this has turned out to be less than advantageous for both the military and gays.  What’s alarming in the article is this notion that lifting the Clinton-era policies (and hence allowing openly gay people to serve) would make the military a big fag-fest.  This is such bull shit. Do the old douche bags that took part in the military poll actually think that gays will flock to the military like they do to a Cher concert? This seems sooooo unlikely.  Just another example of right wing crazies and a conservative agenda at Faux News!

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12
Mar
09

The New Sexy Hot Abstraction Reaction Poll…

Here’s our new poll!  Have fun!

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper Told a Lie Today

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game

Check out this awesome Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game. My creation is below:

29
Sep
08

Who is Stephen Harper with Lipstick?

According to the Ottawa Citizen, the difference between Stephen Harper and Sarah Palin is lipstick.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper likes to BBQ his pets

It looks like the hardest guy in show biz, Stephen Harper, took Sunday off the campaign trail.  He spent time finger painting with his kids and then they had a nice BBQ in the backyard.

29
Sep
08

Harper still likes finger painting with his knob

We brought it to you attention last week that Harper likes to cut funding for the arts.  Well, he’s at it again.  This time he is using smoke and mirrors.  He thinks that introducing a tax credit for children’s activities will help.  If the programs have already been cut, there aren’t any activities for these kids to do anyways.  Moreover, it’s ridiculus to think that tax breaks for finger painting replace funding for the arts.  More conservative right wing agenda masquerading as a tax break.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper wants you to be Poor

Stephen Harper is the only party leader that failed to respond to “Make Poverty History.”  It seems that Harper wants us all to be poor and his platform is aimed at making and keeping him and his friends rich.  We suggest to vote ABC, or Anything But Conservative.

29
Sep
08

Green Party leader takes on Islamists

Elizabeth May, the Green Party of Canada leader, has had a change of faith.  She has turned to Islam in order to appeal to minority and immigrant voters.  After the election, she will return to her Hedonistic ways.

29
Sep
08

Hot NDP Commercial for 2008 Election

Check out this slick ad from Jack Layton.  Is it me or is he buff?  When does he have time to work out?

29
Sep
08

Hot Sexy Stephen Harper Song and Video

Check out this take of the Obama crush song focusing on Stephen Harper…

29
Sep
08

Ladies and Gentlemen: Introducing… Stephane Dion!!

Stephane Dion wants to use this week’s leadership debate to introduce himself to Canadians, claiming that “Canadians want to know me.”   Isn’t it a bit late?  The election is less than a month away.  I say we get ready for the next Liberal leadership race!

21
Sep
08

Do you want anything to do with Harper’s poll?

If we are to believe the recent polls, many Canadians still feel that the Conservatives should be running the country.  As an urban dweller, I find this astonishing.  I rarely meet somebody that supports those douche bags.  I find it concerning that the “left-wing” vote is split amongst the other parties.  Canadians, in general, are clearly left of center on the political spectrum. 

26
Apr
08

Does Harper Spend Election Money on Cheap Boos and Hos?

The Liberal Party of Canada is calling on an RCMP investigation into election spending by Harper those crazy Conservatives. Perhaps they will find receipts for cheap bourbon and Spitzer’s call girls! Those right-wing religious conservatives can really party you know.

30
Mar
08

One More Day Left to Vote for the Sexy Conservative!

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

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30
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!!

Pete and Condi greet guests at their engagement party!  Where’s our invite?

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14
Mar
08

Stephen Harper looks Fat in a Kimono

Ok maybe it’s not a kimono. But, the Harper government is trying to help the backlog of immigration applications. How you ask? Simply by having more rejections, silly. A new bill they are trying to cram down our throats will allow the immigration Minister to reject applications already approved by immigration officers and have the final say on the “type” of immigrant that comes in (kind of like a bouncer at a posh night club). By the way, if you have a photo of Harper in a sombrero, please let us know, thanks.

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