Posts Tagged ‘Conservative



21
Mar
08

Secret Documents Fall Out Of Stockwell Day’s Speedo!

Building an anti-terror complex is top secret right? Well, not when documents that are supposed to be top secret are falling out of Stockwell Day’s speedo…

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21
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

Pete introduces Condi to mommy!!  I hear wedding bells…

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14
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete brings Condi to meet his sister!!! OMG it’s getting totally serious!

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13
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

Their third date.  Tim’s again!  What a cheap Conservative bastard!!!

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11
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!!!

Lady, I’m your knight in shining armor and I love you.

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11
Mar
08

Question Period is so Useless… but is Baird a bear or a cub?

Today watching Question Period in the House of Commons, it became clear that it really is useless.  When visiting in person, I could hardly hear the various members giving their 2 cents on a wide range of topics.  As a result, I resorted to critiquing fashion and seat placement.  However, watching it on TV and being able to hear it as it happens, I started to wonder other things.  First off, the translators must be the most well versed Canadians when it comes to politics.  I would bet they know more than many of the MPs in Ottawa, many of which don’t show up for Question Period.  The Conservatives in government rarely answer questions.  Their responses are curt and they always spin the end of their question into some sort of astonishment that they would even be asked those questions.  Some examples today are the Chuck Cadman affair and the environment.  Opposition MPs were very critical, suggesting that the new “environmental initiatives” put in place by the government favour Alberta.  What I did learn was that the government is ONE BILLION DOLLARS OVER BUDGET in Afghanistan.  They certainly don’t go over budget on health care or child care.   The NDP whines a lot, and the government does make a point in saying they could never do anything because they would never get elected.  John Baird however, is the worst.  He fails to answer questions and makes grunty faces at the end of every sentence.  I was pondering two things: what does the big, flamboyant ring on his right hand signify and does he consider himself a bear or a cub?

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11
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

Love is in the air, every time you look around…

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08
Mar
08

The Sexy, Hot Conservative Poll

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

Status:

6_cindy_mccain.jpgCindy McCain – Republican supporter and wife of John McCain

ann.jpg Ann Coulter – Republican supporter and “author”

robert.jpgRobert McAllister – Senator and Republican presidential nominee

rona.jpg Rona Ambose – Conservative Party of Canada, Member of Parliament

huckabee-thumb.jpgMike Huckabee – Republican presidential nominee

08
Mar
08

John Baird is very Beary

Canadian Minister of the Environment, John Baird, thinks that a recent green bill proposed is the end all and be all of environmental sustainability. The undying leftys in parliament, known as the NDP, have tabled a motion to take down the government because it isn’t setting the environment as a priority. Of course, Stephane Dion and the Liberal Party don’t want an election because of their lack of charismatic leadership. However, Stephen Harper has maintained that John Baird will continue to escort the First Lady, Laureen Harper, to all public function. Harper isn’t acting like the usual right wing insecure jealous husband because Baird is a big, lovable Bear.

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05
Mar
08

A Peace of Condoleezza Rice

Who said Peace in the Middle East was on the back burner?  This week, the sexy, hot and conservative Condoleezza Rice was encouraging peace in the war-torn region.  She allegedly has a stop over in Halifax on the way back home to the U.S.  It’s unclear why, but might be related to this!!!!

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04
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

Their second date.  Coffee.  What a cheap bastard!

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04
Mar
08

John McCain: King Weiner

It’s official! John McCain wins the Republican nomination for the presidential election. Now he’s the top weiner!

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03
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

Their first date. What a cheap bastard!

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03
Mar
08

Surprise, surprise, Albertans like beef, country music and vote Conservative

Congratulations go out to Eddie Stelmach, who has won the 11th consecutive Progressive Conservative provincial government in the province of Alberta. The latest polls also show that Albertans like to eat their beef, dance in cowboy hats to country music and enjoy a good hate crime now and then!

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02
Mar
08

The Hot and Sexy Wildrose Party

No, the Wildrose Alliance Party is not a sex orgy get together composed of people named Rose. It’s a new crazy conservative political party in Alberta!

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02
Mar
08

Huckabee: “The Earth is flat.”

Looks like Huckabee is trying to steer Texas education representatives towards his Theory of Intelligent Design, also known as creationism, which is both anti-science and moronic. Read about it here.

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02
Mar
08

George Bush in drag

George Bush was seen again in drag, partying late Saturday night in DC. The night included dinner at the Four Seasons, drinks at Elephant and Castle, followed by a night of dancing at DC’s hot spot, The Bush and the Bagel. GWB is quickly become an icon for the transgendered and transsexual communities in and around DC.

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02
Mar
08

The McCain Dynasty: Sexy and Hot

Who’s hotter? Cindy Jr., John McCain’s daughter (left) or Cindy Sr.,

John McCain’s wife (right)?

01
Mar
08

Harper wants to buy YOUR vote; with life insurance

Just to let Stephen Harper know, MY vote IS for sale. For a life insurance policy, as was offered to the late Chuck Cadman, I will vote for any Conservative that runs in my local riding. A man that poses with such a cute kitty cat must be trustworthy… right?

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27
Feb
08

Search for the HOTTEST Conservative

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Here at “Abstraction Reaction” we are dedicated to finding the best political story leads in the news. For once, we’d like to start one. We are searching for the HOTTEST, the sexiest, Conservative out there. So far in our list, we’ve blogged about John McCain’s wife, Cindy and his daughter, Cindy.
Representing (for Canada) is Rona Ambrose, the former Minister of the Environment. She’s smart, sexy and sassy!



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