Hillary Clinton sure knows how to rock the casbah!!! She’s been on a whirlwind of a trip that includes the Middle East and Europe. I wonder if she eats the little nuts on the flights? Likely, she has a private jet, right? Maybe they serve her special nuts with special coatings that make them taste like scrumptralescence!!! In this economy, we thinks that she should fly coach.
Ok, we lied. There’s no party. But Faux News has a story running about Obama repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Basically, before Clinton, all gay people were banned from the military. Bill Clinton thought that he could make some progress by changing the laws such that gays could be in the military as long as they don’t reveal their sexuality. Well, this has turned out to be less than advantageous for both the military and gays. What’s alarming in the article is this notion that lifting the Clinton-era policies (and hence allowing openly gay people to serve) would make the military a big fag-fest. This is such bull shit. Do the old douche bags that took part in the military poll actually think that gays will flock to the military like they do to a Cher concert? This seems sooooo unlikely. Just another example of right wing crazies and a conservative agenda at Faux News!
It seems that there is a demographics problem with Obama’s campaign. Typical white people and typical Catholics seem to be Clinton supporters, at least that is the conclusion based on the Pennsylvania primary held this week. I think it’s time for a big old speech again from Barack. This time, he should work in something about how Jesus would vote for him and he should denounce and reject his Black heritage. That might help.
It’s a very close race for Obama and Clinton in Indiana. Not Indiana Jones silly, Indiana the state. Apparently Harrison Ford thinks so highly of the Democratic Party that he thinks it’s a religion.
Hillary Clinton discusses health care with the NY Times.
http://video.on.nytimes.com/?fr_story=cffae502d4d639b8ec3d75e3a4ec3ff6ecff8d6c
Reactions regarding Chelsea Clinton’s response to a question about her father’s infidelity has been overwhelmingly positive. Check her out below!
After her torrid affair with Barack Obama was exposed on air, Sherri Shepherd from “The View” has decided to back Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination.
Barack Obama has extended an olive branch and has said that Hillary Clinton can run as long as she wants and her supporters should carry on as long as they can. This comes on the heels of other reports stating that Democrats think Clinton should fold. She is adamant to fight on. In other news, the other Clinton took Obama’s words too literally and started his morning jogs again.
Hillary Clinton has more than doubled her lead over Barack Obama in a recent Pennsylvania poll. It looks like the controversy over Obama and his pastor may have hurt his popularity. The League of Pennsylvania Dutch Feminists is currently having a bake sale where proceeds will go towards the Clinton campaign.
As Hillary Clinton makes a race for the White House, lest us not forget that Canada has had a female Prime Minister. Although unelected, Kim Campbell took over the hot mess left over by Brian Mulroney. Her party then lost party status, she gained weight and Mulroney has been caught up in scandal after scandal ever since.
Geraldine Ferraro, a former New York congresswoman working on the Clinton campaign, suggests that Barack Obama is in his position because of his colour, and no other reason. Clinton “rejected” and “repudiated” the comments and has sent Ferraro to Oklahoma to attend sensitivity training with Sally Kern.
Does Hillary Clinton have it easier in this campaign than Barack Obama because she is white? This crazy talk comes from a Chicago pastor supporting the Obama campaign. Obama has denounced such crazy talk, but not before having very close associations with it. This comes in a long string of people that Obama has had to distance himself from. It makes us wonder the kind of people supporting him. Case in point, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are hosting a scientology dinner for him in Boston.
Clinton’s been talking about a Dream Ticket with her as president and Obama as Vice-President. Well, Obama will have no such thing. Do you think he let’s Michelle ever go on top? We always had him pinned as a conservative missionary position type of guy.
Obama has garnered the Wyoming delegates. Interestingly, Wyoming, the least populous state is also a Republican hot bed. They haven’t voted for a Democrat president in over 40 years. George Bush also had his highest voter percentage in Wyoming when elected. It’s interesting to note then that such a conservative arena favours Barack Obama. Could it be conservative misogyny at work? Does Obama actually seem more Republican than Clinton? It’s not clear. However, perhaps Barack could retire to Yellowstone National Park if he doesn’t win the rest of the country.
The recent battle between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination has fired up controversy on many levels. Voting is at an all time high and emotions, along with mud slinging, have been sinusoidal. What is becoming apparent, at least to some, is that perhaps sexism is one of the few allowable bigotries in society. Hillary Clinton has faced much more scrutiny than Obama during this entire process. This is has been linked to her being a woman. I say let’s drop all kinds of bigotry and for the run to the White House, let’s bring sexy back and make “Woman” the new “Black”!
Here’s a very effective Hillary Clinton ad. Hey, at least if she gets in the White House phones won’t be unplugged so that GWB can get his geezer sleep.
It’s amazing how the recent Democratic leadership race has turned the candidates against each other. Just last summer they seemed quite chummy. Now, they are using right wing mud slinging within their own party. I say Barack and Hillary get on the same page for unity’s sake. One big oiled liberal machine is a lot tougher to beat than a fragmented party. To ease this process, I suggest Hillary and Barack experiment with some very intimate karma sutra techniques.
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