Posts Tagged ‘Cindy

16
Sep
08

Cindy McCain looks totally sexy, hot in her Laa-Laa skin!!!

Trannylicious Cindy McCain looks totally hot in her yellow teletubby outfit.  She thought it would be most fitting to kill and skin Laa-Laa the yellow Teletubby for the anti-puppy convention in Austin, Texas.  Her co-chair for the event was Laura Bush, who is sporting a skinned endangered polar bear outfit!

11
Mar
08

More evidence that Republicans are cheap bastards…

So McCain has won the nomination of his party.  The Earth is again flat and we didn’t evolve from a common ancestor as apes.  I get it. But Republicans are such cheap bastards.  Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have raised more money than John McCain.  As the Republican making a run for the White House, he is now left scrambling trying to raise some funds.  To put it in perspective, McCain has raised about 25% of the funds that either Clinton or Obama have raised.  McCain needs help, and fast.  I don’t even think his hot, sexy, younger wife can help him now.  However, it is not all lost.  Here are some suggestions for the Republicans to raise some dough:

1. Have a bake sale.

2. Sell chocolate bars that say “Vote for McCain”

3. Solicit campaign funds on perezhilton.com

4. Auction off McCain’s wigs.

5. Ask the Bushes for a loan from their rich oil friends.

We hope this helps McCain.  If you have trouble seeing the list, let us know and we’ll make the font bigger.

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02
Mar
08

The McCain Dynasty: Sexy and Hot

Who’s hotter? Cindy Jr., John McCain’s daughter (left) or Cindy Sr.,

John McCain’s wife (right)?

26
Feb
08

Mellencampy McCain Rallies

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John “the Cougar” Mellencamp recently asked John “the Craddle-robber” McCain to stop playing his music at political rallies. It seems to me that the two Johns have more in common than they think. Pictured here is Cougar and his wife, Cindy.
26
Feb
08

Happy Birthday John!

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Here’s a lovely photo of Cindy McCain, John McCain’s daughter, giving a heartfelt speech at John McCain’s 100th birthday celebrations this weekend in Vermont.



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