Posts Tagged ‘campaign

26
Mar
10

Rachel Maddow for Senator!!!!

Although she has profusely denied that she has plans to run for Senator in Massachusetts, here at Abstraction Reaction, we fully support a bid by Rachel Maddow to dethrone Scott Brown from his Senate seat!  Go Rachel!!!!  We thinks we will add her to a new list of Sexay Senators!!!  Awesome.

10
Mar
09

Dick Cheney talks Bush, guns and sexy times!

Dick Cheney will be giving his first interview this weekend since leaving the puppetier, er, I mean, VP’s office.  Seriously, does Dick really think anybody wants to hear what he has to say, let alone NOW? Sure he can trash talk both Bush and Obama now that he has nothing to lose but his integrity.  What we’d like to hear are about all the sexy times he had in the White House.  He should write a tell-all book about his sexcapades in the VP office.  Oh wait, he shoots off pellet guns because he has no schlong.  My bad.photo-dick-cheney-stool

26
Apr
08

McCain Uncertain Regarding Huckabee’s Support

Mike Huckabee, white Republican and former presidential contender, has shown his support for John McCain. McCain, however, is unsure whether Huckabee’s support will help or hurt his campaign. McCain staff have suggested sending Mike overseas to campaign for McCain to Americans abroad, like in Kazakhstan.

26
Apr
08

White, Catholics and especially White Catholics Hate Obama…

It seems that there is a demographics problem with Obama’s campaign. Typical white people and typical Catholics seem to be Clinton supporters, at least that is the conclusion based on the Pennsylvania primary held this week. I think it’s time for a big old speech again from Barack. This time, he should work in something about how Jesus would vote for him and he should denounce and reject his Black heritage. That might help.

30
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton, a gay icon?

The recording artists throwing their chops behind Hillary Clinton include Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Elton John. Can you say tranny? Barack Obama has the likes of Will.I.Am and John Legend behind him, both which will likely be referred to as “typical black men.” To show they have cross appeal, Clinton has Timbaland and Obama has The Grateful Dead and Arcade Fire. Who does McCain have? Check it out below.

30
Mar
08

Chelsea Clinton is hot in this video!

Reactions regarding Chelsea Clinton’s response to a question about her father’s infidelity has been overwhelmingly positive. Check her out below!

22
Mar
08

Barack Obama’s Idea of a “Typical White Person”

Barack Obama is getting in hot water after referring to his white grandmother as a “typical white person” who has fears of black men walking down the street. I don’t know about you, but if I saw a “typical black person,” like Barack, walking down the street, I’d be pretty scared.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Denounces, Rejects, Refuses and Declines…

Does Hillary Clinton have it easier in this campaign than Barack Obama because she is white?  This crazy talk comes from a Chicago pastor supporting the Obama campaign.  Obama has denounced such crazy talk, but not before having very close associations with it.  This comes in a long string of people that Obama has had to distance himself from.  It makes us wonder the kind of people supporting him.  Case in point, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are hosting a scientology dinner for him in Boston.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Distances Himself From Jesus

Barack Obama is distancing himself from his own pastor after he makes ridiculous comments about 9/11. Apparently, America brought the tragedy onto itself. Obama is also considering declaring the Earth non-flat and is about to denounce misogynist comments made by one of his campaign managers, Ann Coulter.

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11
Mar
08

More evidence that Republicans are cheap bastards…

So McCain has won the nomination of his party.  The Earth is again flat and we didn’t evolve from a common ancestor as apes.  I get it. But Republicans are such cheap bastards.  Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have raised more money than John McCain.  As the Republican making a run for the White House, he is now left scrambling trying to raise some funds.  To put it in perspective, McCain has raised about 25% of the funds that either Clinton or Obama have raised.  McCain needs help, and fast.  I don’t even think his hot, sexy, younger wife can help him now.  However, it is not all lost.  Here are some suggestions for the Republicans to raise some dough:

1. Have a bake sale.

2. Sell chocolate bars that say “Vote for McCain”

3. Solicit campaign funds on perezhilton.com

4. Auction off McCain’s wigs.

5. Ask the Bushes for a loan from their rich oil friends.

We hope this helps McCain.  If you have trouble seeing the list, let us know and we’ll make the font bigger.

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09
Mar
08

Obama takes it off!

As we mentioned in an earlier post, Barack Obama may resort to nudity to get attention focused back on him. As predicted, Obama will now be going topless for the remainder of the campaign.

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08
Mar
08

Early Morning Crank Calls…

Here’s a very effective Hillary Clinton ad. Hey, at least if she gets in the White House phones won’t be unplugged so that GWB can get his geezer sleep.

08
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton, embrace your inner monster

An adviser to the Obama campaign referred to Hillary Clinton as a monster. Now, usually I would say being a monster is not good. I also agree with the resignation of Samantha Power, the hot-headed red-head who made the comments. However, if I was running for office and my main competitors were referring to me as a monster, I am not sure that I would actually be all that offended. I would think that the other camp was feeling intimidated and inferior. Hillary, embrace your inner Monster!!!!

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26
Feb
08

They must be crazy!!!!

You’d have to be crazy to use this sort of endorsement.




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