Posts Tagged ‘Bush

24
Nov
09

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15
Mar
09

Dick’s a dick!

In his meaningless and irrelevant interview with CNN, Dick Cheney says that Obama’s reversal of GWB’s policies means that Americans are in danger.  Has anybody weighed in about how not having a money hungry, racist and extremist government is going to make America safer and improve its foreign policy?photo-dick-cheney-stool

12
Mar
09

The New Sexy Hot Abstraction Reaction Poll…

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10
Mar
09

Dick Cheney talks Bush, guns and sexy times!

Dick Cheney will be giving his first interview this weekend since leaving the puppetier, er, I mean, VP’s office.  Seriously, does Dick really think anybody wants to hear what he has to say, let alone NOW? Sure he can trash talk both Bush and Obama now that he has nothing to lose but his integrity.  What we’d like to hear are about all the sexy times he had in the White House.  He should write a tell-all book about his sexcapades in the VP office.  Oh wait, he shoots off pellet guns because he has no schlong.  My bad.photo-dick-cheney-stool

27
Sep
08

John McCain up Bush’s Ass

According to a report by CNN, John McCain has sided with Bush 90% of the time.  The question is, if McCain is 90% up Bush’s ass, does that leave his toes wiggling or most of his feet?

30
Mar
08

Politics is even crazy in Zimbabwe, as they try to pull a Bush

People are up in arms as an opposition party tries to claim premature victory in an election.  Sound familiar?

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21
Mar
08

Yet Another John McCain Sex Scandal

John McCain is in the sexual headlines again!  Now his affections have been focused on the former President George Bush.  As you can see, he is closing his eyes in a state of ecstasy.  The theme song: sensual seduction by Snoop Dog.

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21
Mar
08

Sarkozy Hot and Bothered Over McCain’s Visit to the French White House

John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate, met with French President Nicholas Sarkozy while in Paris this week. Sarkozy, questioned after the visit, said that he rather liked John McCain and that unlike George Bush, McCain kept his hands to himself and did not once refer to “Freedom Fries.”

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21
Mar
08

China Caught with its Pants Down in the Bush

Violence in China may be escalating over the independence of Tibet, but there’s no cause for alarm according to George Bush.  He’ll still be attending the Beijing Olympics because he “loves chicken balls, especially with Texan hot sauce, yeeehaw!”

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14
Mar
08

George Bush wants you to Breathe Smog!

The EPA softens its stance on smog regulations after pressure by the president.  Since when does GWB have any authority on setting environmental policies.

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11
Mar
08

More evidence that Republicans are cheap bastards…

So McCain has won the nomination of his party.  The Earth is again flat and we didn’t evolve from a common ancestor as apes.  I get it. But Republicans are such cheap bastards.  Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have raised more money than John McCain.  As the Republican making a run for the White House, he is now left scrambling trying to raise some funds.  To put it in perspective, McCain has raised about 25% of the funds that either Clinton or Obama have raised.  McCain needs help, and fast.  I don’t even think his hot, sexy, younger wife can help him now.  However, it is not all lost.  Here are some suggestions for the Republicans to raise some dough:

1. Have a bake sale.

2. Sell chocolate bars that say “Vote for McCain”

3. Solicit campaign funds on perezhilton.com

4. Auction off McCain’s wigs.

5. Ask the Bushes for a loan from their rich oil friends.

We hope this helps McCain.  If you have trouble seeing the list, let us know and we’ll make the font bigger.

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08
Mar
08

George Bush wants to try waterboarding this summer!

Waterboarding. A fun summer past time, great for the whole family? No. Absolutely not. Waterboarding involves strapping a person down and pouring water over his/her cloth-covered face to create the sensation of drowning. It has been traced back hundreds of years to the Spanish Inquisition and is condemned by nations around the world and human rights organizations as torture. A bill attempting to ban this torture has been vetoed by good ol’ GWB. In absolutely failed logic, GWB’s argument is that the use of waterboarding has prevented attacks. First off, waterboarding has been allowed thus far and there have been terrorist attacks. Second, if you have a prisoner to waterboard in the first place, then he/she is clearly already in custody and isn’t a threat. Maybe George really thought they were trying to clamp down on the fun at Darien Lake!!!

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05
Mar
08

Way Back Playback

Here is a hilarious montage of George Bush f&*% ups!  Enjoy!




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