Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama



09
Mar
09

Finally Stem Cells Come out of the Bush!!!!

Awesome.  Just awesome!  Obama has decreed that the NIH can start funding more stem cell research, critical science that was held back by GWB!  Even Nancy Reagan and Republican congress-people supported the reversal of policies.  If only we could reverse all of George Bush’s crazy-ness from over the years.  To celebrate his awesomeness, here’s an Obama nudie pic!obama-chico

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05
Mar
09

Obama girls get a big surprise!!! A pet pig instead of puppy :(

Ok. so the Obama-yardigans are not getting a pet pig instead of a puppy.  They aren’t get a pet just yet.  What they are getting is a new swing set.  Now, get your mind out of the gutter.  We are not speculating that the “Obama girl” of youtube fame is becoming a swinger.  Rather, the Obama kids are getting a play set to enjoy, within sight of the Oval office.  What’s interesting is all the negative comments on this story posted on CNN.  Right-wing crazies are out in full force!  Geez, they’re kids.pig-lipstick

01
Oct
08

Finally a Great Answer from Sarah Palin!!!!!!!

A series of Sarah Palin interviews with Katie Couric have proved disastrous for the Republican vice presidential nominee.  However, in a recent interview she finally nailed one.  Here’s her answer:

Katie Couric: Governor Palin, there has been quite a bit of discussion about your perceived lack of foreign policy experience, and I want to give you your chance, if you could please respond to that criticism and give us specific skills that you think you have to bring to the White House to rebut that or mitigate that concern.

Sarah Palin: I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some… people out there in our nation that don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such, as in South Africa and Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.., for our children.

29
Sep
08

John McCain asks Sarah Palin to Step Aside…

John McCain is considering removing Sarah Palin from her post as VP nominee.  Recent interviews with the press have not gone well and it’s time for her to exit.  In a move to appeal to women voters, the newest name being discussed within the party is Dianne Keller, the current mayor of the City of Wasilla, Alaska.  Among her long list of credentials, she is touted for being a member of the  Alaska Moose Federation and donates regularly to  the Blood Bank of Alaska.  You can find out more about this formidable candidate here.

27
Sep
08

John McCain up Bush’s Ass

According to a report by CNN, John McCain has sided with Bush 90% of the time.  The question is, if McCain is 90% up Bush’s ass, does that leave his toes wiggling or most of his feet?

26
Apr
08

Wright Defends his Right to Free Speech and Racism

Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s religious hero and consultant, has called the allegations made about him “unfair.”  What’s unfair is that he doesn’t have his own TV show like Judge Joe Brown!

26
Apr
08

Obama Increases Photo Ops with White Cousins

After hearing the latest polls that suggest that Obama has trouble recruiting the white vote, Barack is on a mission to be the People’s Candidate.  To this end, he is shown here posing with some of his white cousins from Illinois.




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