Todd Palin’s rumoured affair with Fox News anchor…

Rumours are running rampant about an alleged hot and heavy affair between Todd Palin and Greta van Susteren, a pig of a news anchor over at Fox News. Apparently, Todd Palin reminds Greta of those 1970s porn stars. Todd Palin does indeed resemble a hunky porn star. And for Greta, his right-wing agenda makes him all the more appealing.

Obama confirms rumored affair with Sherri Shepherd

Barack Obama was on the view last week and Sherri Shepherd thought he looked like a  “chocolate drop.” He also said that it’s ok to be racist as long as you are retired.

Mulroney sex scandal

Brian Mulroney, former PM, refuses to appear before an ethics committee regarding his impropriety with Karlheinz Schreiber. He flatly denies having sexual relations with Schreiber. Schreiber, on the other hand, insists he has the semen stained blue pants from the Gap to prove it.