Calgary is the new Texas… yeeeehawww!!!

In what is thought as a predominantly liberal, left-leaning country, Canada has unfortunately been host to the evil skank Ann Coulter this week.  Surprisingly, but not surprisingly, her speaking engagement in Calgary was met with little protest and what seemingly played out as an endorsement.  It’s a sad occasion in a series of unsettling events that indicate that Canada may be leaning more towards the right.  In a day and age where Democrats south of the border are being ridiculed as socialists, Canadians are privy to a culture of nouveau right-wing Christian-led conservatism.  Luckily, Abstraction Reaction moved south just in time!!!

Rachel Maddow for Senator!!!!

Although she has profusely denied that she has plans to run for Senator in Massachusetts, here at Abstraction Reaction, we fully support a bid by Rachel Maddow to dethrone Scott Brown from his Senate seat!  Go Rachel!!!!  We thinks we will add her to a new list of Sexay Senators!!!  Awesome.

Meghan McCain Is Sexy Hot and Not So Trannylicious!!!

Meghan McCain, daughter of John McCain, has been making quite the stir in the political world.  She claims to be a Republican and has openly criticized the party in the hopes of reform.  She writes for the Daily Beast and has lately been a target for extreme right-wing political commentators.  They have insulted her intelligence, her femininity, her integrity and her weight.  She has rebuttled by saying “Kiss my fat ass!”  Nicely said! I actually think that all the right-wing crazies are a bit jealous of the attention that she is getting and the fact that she is sexy hot and smart. Nonetheless, she would make an awesome plus-size model.

South Carolina Pork Barrels and Sexcapades

Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina (shown below), had requested to use one quarter of S.C.’s federal stimulus money to pay down state debt.  This was rejected as the funds are intended for education and public works expenses.  Sanford, a staunch right-wing Republican, has been one of the most outspoken against the stimulus package.  Could this be due to his aspirations to lead the Republican party?  Maybe.  In all likelihood, he knew his requests would be rejected, his state would get the money and he would look like a maverick.  What’s sad is that he was willing to jeopardize much needed money for the people of S.C. to get ahead politically.  Poor bastards.  They’re already at the bottom of the totem pole economically, not too mention genetically. So sad.

Sarah Palin Sex Scandal

The Sarah Palin sex scandal story just won’t die.  Here’s a live admition of how she gets on her sexy times with almost everybody and anybody…

Cindy “Trainwreck Tranny” McCain considers Dancing with the Stars!!!

We couldn’t believe this when we saw it.  But, it comes from a very credible source, that being ET Online (haha!).  Apparently, Cindy McCain, the most convincing tranny married to a Republican, actually considered going on the show Dancing with the Stars.  But alas, she has a bad knee.  That didn’t stop Heather Mills from dancing, and she only has ONE knee!!! Cindy McCain: you is a wuss!!!!!!

Hillary Clinton: Sexy Times in an Airplane!

Hillary Clinton sure knows how to rock the casbah!!! She’s been on a whirlwind of a trip that includes the Middle East and Europe.  I wonder if she eats the little nuts on the flights?  Likely, she has a private jet, right?  Maybe they serve her special nuts with special coatings that make them taste like scrumptralescence!!! In this economy, we thinks that she should fly coach.