In what is thought as a predominantly liberal, left-leaning country, Canada has unfortunately been host to the evil skank Ann Coulter this week. Surprisingly, but not surprisingly, her speaking engagement in Calgary was met with little protest and what seemingly played out as an endorsement. It’s a sad occasion in a series of unsettling events that indicate that Canada may be leaning more towards the right. In a day and age where Democrats south of the border are being ridiculed as socialists, Canadians are privy to a culture of nouveau right-wing Christian-led conservatism. Luckily, Abstraction Reaction moved south just in time!!!
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Rachel Maddow for Senator!!!!
Although she has profusely denied that she has plans to run for Senator in Massachusetts, here at Abstraction Reaction, we fully support a bid by Rachel Maddow to dethrone Scott Brown from his Senate seat! Go Rachel!!!! We thinks we will add her to a new list of Sexay Senators!!! Awesome.
Meghan McCain, daughter of John McCain, has been making quite the stir in the political world. She claims to be a Republican and has openly criticized the party in the hopes of reform. She writes for the Daily Beast and has lately been a target for extreme right-wing political commentators. They have insulted her intelligence, her femininity, her integrity and her weight. She has rebuttled by saying “Kiss my fat ass!” Nicely said! I actually think that all the right-wing crazies are a bit jealous of the attention that she is getting and the fact that she is sexy hot and smart. Nonetheless, she would make an awesome plus-size model.
We couldn’t believe this when we saw it. But, it comes from a very credible source, that being ET Online (haha!). Apparently, Cindy McCain, the most convincing tranny married to a Republican, actually considered going on the show Dancing with the Stars. But alas, she has a bad knee. That didn’t stop Heather Mills from dancing, and she only has ONE knee!!! Cindy McCain: you is a wuss!!!!!!
Megyn Kelly, the demur Faux News anchor shown on the right, has a problem with PETA showing two women kissing in their titilating ads. PETA says that the ads work and people shouldn’t be so uptight. Perhaps Megyn’s homophobia is rearing its ugly head. We would not be surprised if Megyn herself has taken part in some girl on girl action or even a threesome. Megyn’s job is to be the mildly articulate, semi-hot conservative anchor on Faux News and she has to over-react to such things; it’s her job. We just are concerned for her emotionally because after years of doing this, the lack of integrity may cause her to go crazy. We’d love for a Megyn Kelly sex tape to surface; showing her getting on with another woman of course!
Sarah Palin gets slapped silly at Debate Bootcamp. Check out the whole story here.
Here are the candidates:
Andrew Borkowski Christian Heritage Party of Canada
Jilian Saweczko Conservative Party of Canada
Rob Rishchynski Green Party of Canada
Gerard Kennedy Liberal Party of Canada
Terry Parker Marijuana Party
Peggy Nash New Democratic Party of Canada (presently holds the seat)
What we saw:
Some highlights included –
The Christian Heritage Party of Canada candidate was funny and served as comic relief. He got booed heavily when he said that he does not believe that global warming is real and that it has served to make Al Gore rich.
The Green Party candidate was very succinct and he also knew the party policies. Very relatable and discussed not being part of partisan politics, referring to Nash and Kennedy. Green Party discussed tax strategies including not taxing income up to $25,000.
Marijuana party candidate was a joke and funny.
A major theme of the night became the issue of how to help the environment and the economy – mainly taxing at the source, cap and trade or carbon tax.
NDP surprisingly were really strong on the issues of arctic sovereignty and stopping foreign takeovers. She spoke strongly on opposing the war in Afghanistan and how her party voted against the Afghanistan war extension twice.
Kennedy had to defend supporting the current government’s mandates in parliament and he discussed how him and his party plan on reversing the items they voted for if elected to a new government. He played the victim card and said that they had to juggle between bringing down the government and forcing an election or trying to work with what they had.
The Conservative candidate kept referring to the new child benefit and the GST cut as a way of decreasing poverty in cities. She also briefly discussed the Conservative green plan as a set of fines for large companies that have large carbon emissions.
When asked, the NDP candidate discussed the possibility of a coalition with any other party and the Liberal candidate shot the idea down.
Abstraction reaction observations:
Jilian Saweczko
– not a clear communicator but at least she showed up. Long winded and read from a script. Has a son in the service and did not say she wanted to pull the troops out of Afghanistan. Was pro-life but said that Harper would not open the issue. Hard to understand because of accent and lack of communication skills.
Peggy Nash
– clear, concise, affable, competent, engaging, a lot of applause, roars from the crowd, respectful to the other candidates, proficient, clearly stated her stance on every issue
Rob Rishchynski
– clear, concise, not as articulate but made key points
Gerard Kennedy
– smarmy, overly confident, not direct in his answers, blustery, came off very evangelical and grandiose, grabbed mic and walked about the stage as if in a church service, impatient with the organizers, visible flustered at times, was reprimanded by the moderator, rude
Stephen Harper is the only party leader that failed to respond to “Make Poverty History.” It seems that Harper wants us all to be poor and his platform is aimed at making and keeping him and his friends rich. We suggest to vote ABC, or Anything But Conservative.
Yes, there is coffee imported from China. And yes, people buy it. They may also get melamine poisoning. Putting anything from China into your mouth is a hazard and a gamble these days… get your mind out of the gutter.
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