Archive for the 'Stephen Harper' Category

30
Sep
08

Conservative candidates refuse to debate!

Conservative candidates in Manitoba refuse to take part in an all candidates meeting at the University of Winnipeg. In an email gaffe, one Conservative party organizer accidentally sent an email to the school union referring to the University as a no-fly zone. Conservatives clearly don’t care about education or their potential constituents.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper Told a Lie Today

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game

Check out this awesome Stephen Harper Gooey Face Game. My creation is below:

29
Sep
08

Who is Stephen Harper with Lipstick?

According to the Ottawa Citizen, the difference between Stephen Harper and Sarah Palin is lipstick.

29
Sep
08

Stephen Harper likes to BBQ his pets

It looks like the hardest guy in show biz, Stephen Harper, took Sunday off the campaign trail.  He spent time finger painting with his kids and then they had a nice BBQ in the backyard.

29
Sep
08

Harper still likes finger painting with his knob

We brought it to you attention last week that Harper likes to cut funding for the arts.  Well, he’s at it again.  This time he is using smoke and mirrors.  He thinks that introducing a tax credit for children’s activities will help.  If the programs have already been cut, there aren’t any activities for these kids to do anyways.  Moreover, it’s ridiculus to think that tax breaks for finger painting replace funding for the arts.  More conservative right wing agenda masquerading as a tax break.

29
Sep
08

Green Party leader takes on Islamists

Elizabeth May, the Green Party of Canada leader, has had a change of faith.  She has turned to Islam in order to appeal to minority and immigrant voters.  After the election, she will return to her Hedonistic ways.

29
Sep
08

Hot NDP Commercial for 2008 Election

Check out this slick ad from Jack Layton.  Is it me or is he buff?  When does he have time to work out?

29
Sep
08

Hot Sexy Stephen Harper Song and Video

Check out this take of the Obama crush song focusing on Stephen Harper…

29
Sep
08

Ladies and Gentlemen: Introducing… Stephane Dion!!

Stephane Dion wants to use this week’s leadership debate to introduce himself to Canadians, claiming that “Canadians want to know me.”   Isn’t it a bit late?  The election is less than a month away.  I say we get ready for the next Liberal leadership race!

27
Sep
08

Where in the world is Rona Ambrose?

Sex muffin Rona Ambrose is MIA.  Where art thou Rona?  We miss you 😦

23
Sep
08

Sexy Hot Naked Left-wingers!!!

Another candidate for the NDP has dropped out of the election race for skinny dipping.  Two others quit last week because of a video showing them smoking pot.  Couldn’t the world use more weed and more naked bodies and less conservative numb-nut views?p.s. you should watch “Weeds

23
Sep
08

Harper wears sexy vests, but is hard on criminals

We can’t criticize Harper on his recent stance on criminals, however, we can criticize his horrible leather vest outfit!!!  Trashy!CREDIT: Mikael Kjellstrom, The Calgary Herald

23
Sep
08

Harper likes to finger paint… but not with his finger

Jack Layton, leader of the NDP, has vowed to return funding to the arts in Canada.  The Stephen Harper “one man show” Conservative government has made $45 million in cuts to the arts.  They also have tried to push their right-wing agenda with films and made numerous cuts to Telefilm.  Harper has suggested that Canadian art is useless and unproductive, but to appease the crazy left-wing artists, he has offered up his own finger painting portraits and has developed an art class called “Art on a Budget: From Finger Painting to Paper Dolls” taught by Stockwell Day.

21
Sep
08

Do you want anything to do with Harper’s poll?

If we are to believe the recent polls, many Canadians still feel that the Conservatives should be running the country.  As an urban dweller, I find this astonishing.  I rarely meet somebody that supports those douche bags.  I find it concerning that the “left-wing” vote is split amongst the other parties.  Canadians, in general, are clearly left of center on the political spectrum. 

19
Sep
08

It’s all Gerard Kennedy’s fault

Stephane Dion is making promises of spending billions of dollars if he is elected Prime Minister.  The problem is that those dreams are so unrealistic right now.  The “team’s” goals now should be to avoid losing most of their seats.  Dion’s problems in the polls and with his leadership are not actually all his fault.  I blame Gerard Kennedy.  Back at the Liberal leadership race, Kennedy threw his support behind Dion and his followers followed.  Dion should not have been the leader of the party.  Kennedy will get his socks knocked off when he loses against NDP Peggy Nash in High Park-Parkdale.  The next leader of the Liberal party should be Michael Ignatieff

14
Sep
08

John Baird is a Dick

After watching John Baird on CTV’s Question Period this morning.  We have to say that John Baird is a dick!!! And he loves it too!

26
Apr
08

Does Harper Spend Election Money on Cheap Boos and Hos?

The Liberal Party of Canada is calling on an RCMP investigation into election spending by Harper those crazy Conservatives. Perhaps they will find receipts for cheap bourbon and Spitzer’s call girls! Those right-wing religious conservatives can really party you know.

14
Mar
08

Harper sues the Liberals, perezhilton.com and Other Blogs

Stephen Harper is suing the Liberals over the Cadman scandal, to the tune of $2.5 million, CDN of course.  This entire fiasco is an act of juvenile machismo and only goes to show exactly how ineffective and useless this current government is.  Who’s next? The WordPress blogs? Perez Hilton? The Conservative government needs to be booted and sent to the curb.  If only Stephane Dion could grow a pair of balls, or borrow Michael Ignatieff’s.

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14
Mar
08

Stephen Harper looks Fat in a Kimono

Ok maybe it’s not a kimono. But, the Harper government is trying to help the backlog of immigration applications. How you ask? Simply by having more rejections, silly. A new bill they are trying to cram down our throats will allow the immigration Minister to reject applications already approved by immigration officers and have the final say on the “type” of immigrant that comes in (kind of like a bouncer at a posh night club). By the way, if you have a photo of Harper in a sombrero, please let us know, thanks.

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