Archive for the 'Mike Huckabee' Category

26
Apr
08

McCain Uncertain Regarding Huckabee’s Support

Mike Huckabee, white Republican and former presidential contender, has shown his support for John McCain. McCain, however, is unsure whether Huckabee’s support will help or hurt his campaign. McCain staff have suggested sending Mike overseas to campaign for McCain to Americans abroad, like in Kazakhstan.

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30
Mar
08

One More Day Left to Vote for the Sexy Conservative!

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

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21
Mar
08

The Sexy Hot Conservative Poll Update!!!!!!!!

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

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08
Mar
08

The Sexy, Hot Conservative Poll

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

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6_cindy_mccain.jpgCindy McCain – Republican supporter and wife of John McCain

ann.jpg Ann Coulter – Republican supporter and “author”

robert.jpgRobert McAllister – Senator and Republican presidential nominee

rona.jpg Rona Ambose – Conservative Party of Canada, Member of Parliament

huckabee-thumb.jpgMike Huckabee – Republican presidential nominee

05
Mar
08

Huckabee seen in the unemployment line

Huckabee’s out of a job.  What to do? Here’s a top ten list of jobs he’s most qualified for:

10. Dishwasher at the San Antonio McDonald’s

9. Online marriage counsellor

8. Member of the Psychic Friends Network

7. Stage hand at the “Puppetry of the Penis”

6. Back-up singer for Britney Spears

5. Science teacher in Florida

4. Perez Hilton blog consultant

3. Calvin Klein underwear model

2. John McCain’s jock strap cleaner and personal waddle tightener

1. Evolutionary biologist at the University of Texas

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04
Mar
08

Huckabee finally admits it: the world is round!

Huckabee finally bows out of the Republican primaries, after his adversary John McCain clinches the weiner ride. Huckabee has his eyes set on studying evolutionary theory and world roundness.

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03
Mar
08

John McCain to win: Texas style!

John McCain could very well clinch the Republican nomination tomorrow with major primaries being held in both Texas and Ohio. Huckabee, being the right-wing crazy that he is, refuses to back out of the running. What would be cool is a McCain – Huckabee double bill so that blogs could continue to enjoy the comedic trope that is the Republican Party!

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