Archive for the 'John McCain' Category



05
Sep
08

Sarah Palin Sex Scandal

Here’s a hot racy photo of Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin. Enjoy.

05
Sep
08

Tina Fey Makes VP Bid

Tina Fey, star of NBC’s 30 Rock has been hand picked by John McCain as his vice-presidential running mate! Congrats Tina!

06
Aug
08

Trannylicious with an air brush!

Cindy McCain loves being trannylicious!

26
Apr
08

McCain Uncertain Regarding Huckabee’s Support

Mike Huckabee, white Republican and former presidential contender, has shown his support for John McCain. McCain, however, is unsure whether Huckabee’s support will help or hurt his campaign. McCain staff have suggested sending Mike overseas to campaign for McCain to Americans abroad, like in Kazakhstan.

30
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton, a gay icon?

The recording artists throwing their chops behind Hillary Clinton include Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Elton John. Can you say tranny? Barack Obama has the likes of Will.I.Am and John Legend behind him, both which will likely be referred to as “typical black men.” To show they have cross appeal, Clinton has Timbaland and Obama has The Grateful Dead and Arcade Fire. Who does McCain have? Check it out below.

30
Mar
08

McCain doesn’t know what condoms are used for. They’re thumb protectors silly!

Thanks to How Insane is John McCain for drawing our attention to this one.  Apparently, John McCain has no idea whether condoms stop the spread of HIV.  And this guy wants to be president?  Didn’t he use one when he had an affair with the lobbyist?

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30
Mar
08

One More Day Left to Vote for the Sexy Conservative!

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

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21
Mar
08

The Sexy Hot Conservative Poll Update!!!!!!!!

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

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21
Mar
08

John McCain Sex Interview!

21
Mar
08

Yet Another John McCain Sex Scandal

John McCain is in the sexual headlines again!  Now his affections have been focused on the former President George Bush.  As you can see, he is closing his eyes in a state of ecstasy.  The theme song: sensual seduction by Snoop Dog.

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21
Mar
08

Sarkozy Hot and Bothered Over McCain’s Visit to the French White House

John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate, met with French President Nicholas Sarkozy while in Paris this week. Sarkozy, questioned after the visit, said that he rather liked John McCain and that unlike George Bush, McCain kept his hands to himself and did not once refer to “Freedom Fries.”

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14
Mar
08

Sally Kern for Vice-President??!!!?? WTF???!!!

John McCain, the old Republican presidential nominee has announced that he is considering Sally Kern, the bigot who bashes gays and beats them in the street for a hobby, as the vice-presidential candidate. She claims to be happy about the suggestions. Conservative critics have denounced her as a VP candidate because she has a gay son. In response, Dick Cheney has suggested that his lesbian daughter be hooked up with Kern’s gay son!

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11
Mar
08

More evidence that Republicans are cheap bastards…

So McCain has won the nomination of his party.  The Earth is again flat and we didn’t evolve from a common ancestor as apes.  I get it. But Republicans are such cheap bastards.  Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have raised more money than John McCain.  As the Republican making a run for the White House, he is now left scrambling trying to raise some funds.  To put it in perspective, McCain has raised about 25% of the funds that either Clinton or Obama have raised.  McCain needs help, and fast.  I don’t even think his hot, sexy, younger wife can help him now.  However, it is not all lost.  Here are some suggestions for the Republicans to raise some dough:

1. Have a bake sale.

2. Sell chocolate bars that say “Vote for McCain”

3. Solicit campaign funds on perezhilton.com

4. Auction off McCain’s wigs.

5. Ask the Bushes for a loan from their rich oil friends.

We hope this helps McCain.  If you have trouble seeing the list, let us know and we’ll make the font bigger.

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05
Mar
08

Cindy McCain really is sexy, for a tranny

The most popular entry on Abstraction Reaction is definitely Cindy McCain is Sexy.  So, to play homage to this wonderful post, we found this great picture of Senator John McCain and his wife.  She really is quite sexy and would make a trannylicious First Lady!

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05
Mar
08

Huckabee seen in the unemployment line

Huckabee’s out of a job.  What to do? Here’s a top ten list of jobs he’s most qualified for:

10. Dishwasher at the San Antonio McDonald’s

9. Online marriage counsellor

8. Member of the Psychic Friends Network

7. Stage hand at the “Puppetry of the Penis”

6. Back-up singer for Britney Spears

5. Science teacher in Florida

4. Perez Hilton blog consultant

3. Calvin Klein underwear model

2. John McCain’s jock strap cleaner and personal waddle tightener

1. Evolutionary biologist at the University of Texas

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04
Mar
08

Huckabee finally admits it: the world is round!

Huckabee finally bows out of the Republican primaries, after his adversary John McCain clinches the weiner ride. Huckabee has his eyes set on studying evolutionary theory and world roundness.

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04
Mar
08

John McCain: King Weiner

It’s official! John McCain wins the Republican nomination for the presidential election. Now he’s the top weiner!

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03
Mar
08

John McCain winks awkwardly at Hillary Clinton

In recent news, John McCain looks like he will win the Republican nomination, however, he is quite scared of Hillary Clinton. In fact, he was recently caught winking at her. In response, she kneed him in the balls.

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03
Mar
08

Hot, Tasty Ribs and Porking McCain

This weekend, John McCain had a rib BBQ at his home in Arizona for the traveling press. News and politics were off the table, however, each member had a turn on the table to pork with old Johnny who’s still got it in him!

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03
Mar
08

John McCain to win: Texas style!

John McCain could very well clinch the Republican nomination tomorrow with major primaries being held in both Texas and Ohio. Huckabee, being the right-wing crazy that he is, refuses to back out of the running. What would be cool is a McCain – Huckabee double bill so that blogs could continue to enjoy the comedic trope that is the Republican Party!

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