Archive for the 'Hillary Clinton' Category

26
Mar
10

George Bush wipes his hand on Clinton’s Bajayjay!

Here’s a video showing George Bush wiping his hand off on Bill Clinton’s back after shaking hands with a Haitian.  Enjoy!

29
Sep
08

John McCain asks Sarah Palin to Step Aside…

John McCain is considering removing Sarah Palin from her post as VP nominee.  Recent interviews with the press have not gone well and it’s time for her to exit.  In a move to appeal to women voters, the newest name being discussed within the party is Dianne Keller, the current mayor of the City of Wasilla, Alaska.  Among her long list of credentials, she is touted for being a member of the  Alaska Moose Federation and donates regularly to  the Blood Bank of Alaska.  You can find out more about this formidable candidate here.

15
Sep
08

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Both are Sexy Hot

We called it here first, but here’s a clip of SNL with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.  Please excuse the link to Fox News, the biased Republican channel, but the original cannot be shown due to copyright.  Enjoy!!!!

26
Apr
08

White, Catholics and especially White Catholics Hate Obama…

It seems that there is a demographics problem with Obama’s campaign. Typical white people and typical Catholics seem to be Clinton supporters, at least that is the conclusion based on the Pennsylvania primary held this week. I think it’s time for a big old speech again from Barack. This time, he should work in something about how Jesus would vote for him and he should denounce and reject his Black heritage. That might help.

26
Apr
08

It’s oh so tight in Indiana!

It’s a very close race for Obama and Clinton in Indiana.  Not Indiana Jones silly, Indiana the state.  Apparently Harrison Ford thinks so highly of the Democratic Party that he thinks it’s a religion.

30
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton, a gay icon?

The recording artists throwing their chops behind Hillary Clinton include Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Elton John. Can you say tranny? Barack Obama has the likes of Will.I.Am and John Legend behind him, both which will likely be referred to as “typical black men.” To show they have cross appeal, Clinton has Timbaland and Obama has The Grateful Dead and Arcade Fire. Who does McCain have? Check it out below.

30
Mar
08

A Politician That Addresses REAL Issues? WTF??!!??!

Hillary Clinton discusses health care with the NY Times.

http://video.on.nytimes.com/?fr_story=cffae502d4d639b8ec3d75e3a4ec3ff6ecff8d6c

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30
Mar
08

Chelsea Clinton is hot in this video!

Reactions regarding Chelsea Clinton’s response to a question about her father’s infidelity has been overwhelmingly positive. Check her out below!

30
Mar
08

Sherri Shepherd switches camps and supports Hillary Clinton!

After her torrid affair with Barack Obama was exposed on air, Sherri Shepherd from “The View” has decided to back Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination.

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30
Mar
08

Clinton can run as long as she wants!

Barack Obama has extended an olive branch and has said that Hillary Clinton can run as long as she wants and her supporters should carry on as long as they can. This comes on the heels of other reports stating that Democrats think Clinton should fold. She is adamant to fight on. In other news, the other Clinton took Obama’s words too literally and started his morning jogs again.

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22
Mar
08

Hillary Leads in Poll of Pennsylvania Dutch Feminists

Hillary Clinton has more than doubled her lead over Barack Obama in a recent Pennsylvania poll.  It looks like the controversy over Obama and his pastor may have hurt his popularity.  The League of Pennsylvania Dutch Feminists is currently having a bake sale where proceeds will go towards the Clinton campaign.

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21
Mar
08

Hillary’s Little Girl Campaigns for Barack Obama

21
Mar
08

The Hillary Clinton Sex Interview!

21
Mar
08

Hillary Enjoys a Nice Brew, but not from Starbucks!

A disgruntled former barista has sued Starbucks in California over supervisors sharing in tips. Now it’s gone class action and the ruling lies in favour of the employees, to the tune of $100,000,000.00! That’s a lot of zeros. Hillary Clinton enjoys a nice cup of java now and then, but she has said she refuses to tip the baristas to not stir up any more controversy!

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14
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton Recites “I Have a Dream”

Geraldine Ferraro, a former New York congresswoman working on the Clinton campaign, suggests that Barack Obama is in his position because of his colour, and no other reason. Clinton “rejected” and “repudiated” the comments and has sent Ferraro to Oklahoma to attend sensitivity training with Sally Kern.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Denounces, Rejects, Refuses and Declines…

Does Hillary Clinton have it easier in this campaign than Barack Obama because she is white?  This crazy talk comes from a Chicago pastor supporting the Obama campaign.  Obama has denounced such crazy talk, but not before having very close associations with it.  This comes in a long string of people that Obama has had to distance himself from.  It makes us wonder the kind of people supporting him.  Case in point, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are hosting a scientology dinner for him in Boston.

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11
Mar
08

More evidence that Republicans are cheap bastards…

So McCain has won the nomination of his party.  The Earth is again flat and we didn’t evolve from a common ancestor as apes.  I get it. But Republicans are such cheap bastards.  Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have raised more money than John McCain.  As the Republican making a run for the White House, he is now left scrambling trying to raise some funds.  To put it in perspective, McCain has raised about 25% of the funds that either Clinton or Obama have raised.  McCain needs help, and fast.  I don’t even think his hot, sexy, younger wife can help him now.  However, it is not all lost.  Here are some suggestions for the Republicans to raise some dough:

1. Have a bake sale.

2. Sell chocolate bars that say “Vote for McCain”

3. Solicit campaign funds on perezhilton.com

4. Auction off McCain’s wigs.

5. Ask the Bushes for a loan from their rich oil friends.

We hope this helps McCain.  If you have trouble seeing the list, let us know and we’ll make the font bigger.

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10
Mar
08

Dream Ticket

Clinton’s been talking about a Dream Ticket with her as president and Obama as Vice-President.  Well, Obama will have no such thing.  Do you think he let’s Michelle ever go on top?  We always had him pinned as a conservative missionary position type of guy.

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09
Mar
08

Obama is a Republican’s wet dream!

Obama has garnered the Wyoming delegates. Interestingly, Wyoming, the least populous state is also a Republican hot bed. They haven’t voted for a Democrat president in over 40 years. George Bush also had his highest voter percentage in Wyoming when elected. It’s interesting to note then that such a conservative arena favours Barack Obama. Could it be conservative misogyny at work? Does Obama actually seem more Republican than Clinton? It’s not clear. However, perhaps Barack could retire to Yellowstone National Park if he doesn’t win the rest of the country.

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08
Mar
08

Sex in the White House

The recent battle between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination has fired up controversy on many levels. Voting is at an all time high and emotions, along with mud slinging, have been sinusoidal. What is becoming apparent, at least to some, is that perhaps sexism is one of the few allowable bigotries in society. Hillary Clinton has faced much more scrutiny than Obama during this entire process. This is has been linked to her being a woman. I say let’s drop all kinds of bigotry and for the run to the White House, let’s bring sexy back and make “Woman” the new “Black”!

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