Archive for the 'George Bush' Category

26
Mar
10

George Bush wipes his hand on Clinton’s Bajayjay!

Here’s a video showing George Bush wiping his hand off on Bill Clinton’s back after shaking hands with a Haitian.  Enjoy!

24
Nov
09

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30
Mar
08

Politics is even crazy in Zimbabwe, as they try to pull a Bush

People are up in arms as an opposition party tries to claim premature victory in an election.  Sound familiar?

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21
Mar
08

Yet Another John McCain Sex Scandal

John McCain is in the sexual headlines again!  Now his affections have been focused on the former President George Bush.  As you can see, he is closing his eyes in a state of ecstasy.  The theme song: sensual seduction by Snoop Dog.

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21
Mar
08

Sarkozy Hot and Bothered Over McCain’s Visit to the French White House

John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate, met with French President Nicholas Sarkozy while in Paris this week. Sarkozy, questioned after the visit, said that he rather liked John McCain and that unlike George Bush, McCain kept his hands to himself and did not once refer to “Freedom Fries.”

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21
Mar
08

China Caught with its Pants Down in the Bush

Violence in China may be escalating over the independence of Tibet, but there’s no cause for alarm according to George Bush.  He’ll still be attending the Beijing Olympics because he “loves chicken balls, especially with Texan hot sauce, yeeehaw!”

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14
Mar
08

George Bush wants you to Breathe Smog!

The EPA softens its stance on smog regulations after pressure by the president.  Since when does GWB have any authority on setting environmental policies.

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09
Mar
08

Putting MacRice in jeopardy?

Could there be trouble in paradise for MacRice?  This photo was captured earlier today by the paparazzi:

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09
Mar
08

Obama is a Republican’s wet dream!

Obama has garnered the Wyoming delegates. Interestingly, Wyoming, the least populous state is also a Republican hot bed. They haven’t voted for a Democrat president in over 40 years. George Bush also had his highest voter percentage in Wyoming when elected. It’s interesting to note then that such a conservative arena favours Barack Obama. Could it be conservative misogyny at work? Does Obama actually seem more Republican than Clinton? It’s not clear. However, perhaps Barack could retire to Yellowstone National Park if he doesn’t win the rest of the country.

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08
Mar
08

Heinz meets her match!

Teresa Heinz is of course married to Senator John Kerry, who famously lost the 2004 Presidential Election to George Bush. She was also married to Senator Henry John Heinz and inherited the Heinz fortune when he died in an airplane crash in 1991. Now, everybody knows that Heinz is famous for ketchup. Many people will only eat ketchup if it is from Heinz, creating a huge amount of brand loyalty. I used to be such a drone, however, I recently discovered President’s Choice Organic Ketchup. I have to say that this ketchup has an amazing taste that rivals Heinz, without the bright fluorescent red colour. You have to try it!

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08
Mar
08

Early Morning Crank Calls…

Here’s a very effective Hillary Clinton ad. Hey, at least if she gets in the White House phones won’t be unplugged so that GWB can get his geezer sleep.

08
Mar
08

George Bush wants to try waterboarding this summer!

Waterboarding. A fun summer past time, great for the whole family? No. Absolutely not. Waterboarding involves strapping a person down and pouring water over his/her cloth-covered face to create the sensation of drowning. It has been traced back hundreds of years to the Spanish Inquisition and is condemned by nations around the world and human rights organizations as torture. A bill attempting to ban this torture has been vetoed by good ol’ GWB. In absolutely failed logic, GWB’s argument is that the use of waterboarding has prevented attacks. First off, waterboarding has been allowed thus far and there have been terrorist attacks. Second, if you have a prisoner to waterboard in the first place, then he/she is clearly already in custody and isn’t a threat. Maybe George really thought they were trying to clamp down on the fun at Darien Lake!!!

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05
Mar
08

Way Back Playback

Here is a hilarious montage of George Bush f&*% ups!  Enjoy!

02
Mar
08

George Bush in drag

George Bush was seen again in drag, partying late Saturday night in DC. The night included dinner at the Four Seasons, drinks at Elephant and Castle, followed by a night of dancing at DC’s hot spot, The Bush and the Bagel. GWB is quickly become an icon for the transgendered and transsexual communities in and around DC.

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26
Feb
08

Courting the Latino Vote

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With the upcoming Texas primaries, the Republicans will be trying to court the latino vote, which may have strayed. Dying to campaign for any of the nominees, GWB has resorted to photo ops with one of his illegitimate (and sober) daughters, Juanita.
26
Feb
08

Clinton’s Bush

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Hillary is laughing hysterically at the size of GWB’s penis. Do you blame her?
26
Feb
08

GWB asking for it… in the mouth

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Here’s a great pic of GWB asking for it in the mouth. Cheney is actually contemplating it. Pelosi looks bored out of her mind.
26
Feb
08

The Three Amigos: Got Any Tackle?

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Ok, Vincente Fox isn’t in power anymore, but check it out. Don’t you love the green vest? Isn’t it pretty hot? In this photo op it actually looks like Fox is their Mexican tour guide and Harper looks like he’s going fishin’. Got any tackle?



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