John McCain is considering removing Sarah Palin from her post as VP nominee. Recent interviews with the press have not gone well and it’s time for her to exit. In a move to appeal to women voters, the newest name being discussed within the party is Dianne Keller, the current mayor of the City of Wasilla, Alaska. Among her long list of credentials, she is touted for being a member of the Alaska Moose Federation and donates regularly to the Blood Bank of Alaska. You can find out more about this formidable candidate here. 
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The brilliant Dr. Condoleezza Rice comments on Sarah Palin:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/09/08/verjee.libya.rice.palin.reax.cnn
27
Sep
08
John McCain up Bush’s Ass
According to a report by CNN, John McCain has sided with Bush 90% of the time. The question is, if McCain is 90% up Bush’s ass, does that leave his toes wiggling or most of his feet?
Rumours are running rampant about an alleged hot and heavy affair between Todd Palin and Greta van Susteren, a pig of a news anchor over at Fox News. Apparently, Todd Palin reminds Greta of those 1970s porn stars. Todd Palin does indeed resemble a hunky porn star. And for Greta, his right-wing agenda makes him all the more appealing. 
21
Sep
08
Megyn Kelly is a pig
Megyn Kelly is the anchor on Fox News, the right wing media puppet for the Republicans, that criticized the CBC for running an anti-Palin opinion piece. She is the demur one on the right. I wonder if her ass hurts from having John McCain’s arm up so high moving her mouth. Word on the street is that she’s a tranny.
Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s religious hero and consultant, has called the allegations made about him “unfair.” What’s unfair is that he doesn’t have his own TV show like Judge Joe Brown!
26
Apr
08
Obama plays up Black Granny
It seems that there is a demographics problem with Obama’s campaign. Typical white people and typical Catholics seem to be Clinton supporters, at least that is the conclusion based on the Pennsylvania primary held this week. I think it’s time for a big old speech again from Barack. This time, he should work in something about how Jesus would vote for him and he should denounce and reject his Black heritage. That might help.
26
Apr
08
It’s oh so tight in Indiana!
It’s a very close race for Obama and Clinton in Indiana. Not Indiana Jones silly, Indiana the state. Apparently Harrison Ford thinks so highly of the Democratic Party that he thinks it’s a religion.
After her torrid affair with Barack Obama was exposed on air, Sherri Shepherd from “The View” has decided to back Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination.
At North Dakota State University, a student group has put on skits involving allegedly racist content for diabetes research. The skit involving the “Obama Girl” giving Barack a lap dance whilst two gay cowboys get it on in the background actually sounds kind of funny.
30
Mar
08
Obama: a girly man
Barack Obama has secured an endorsement from a Pennsylvania senator. Here he is loving up the senator before a tea party.
Barack Obama has extended an olive branch and has said that Hillary Clinton can run as long as she wants and her supporters should carry on as long as they can. This comes on the heels of other reports stating that Democrats think Clinton should fold. She is adamant to fight on. In other news, the other Clinton took Obama’s words too literally and started his morning jogs again.
Barack Obama is getting in hot water after referring to his white grandmother as a “typical white person” who has fears of black men walking down the street. I don’t know about you, but if I saw a “typical black person,” like Barack, walking down the street, I’d be pretty scared.
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