Archive for the 'Barack Obama' Category

29
Sep
08

John McCain asks Sarah Palin to Step Aside…

John McCain is considering removing Sarah Palin from her post as VP nominee.  Recent interviews with the press have not gone well and it’s time for her to exit.  In a move to appeal to women voters, the newest name being discussed within the party is Dianne Keller, the current mayor of the City of Wasilla, Alaska.  Among her long list of credentials, she is touted for being a member of the  Alaska Moose Federation and donates regularly to  the Blood Bank of Alaska.  You can find out more about this formidable candidate here.

29
Sep
08

Sarah Palin Movie Already in the Works

Check out this trailer! It’s awesome!

27
Sep
08

Tells Us How You Really Feel About the Governacuda!!

Sarah Palin wants to be VP?  Check out this trainwreck clip from CNN:

27
Sep
08

Condi Rice thinks Sarah Palin gives good mouth

The brilliant Dr. Condoleezza Rice comments on Sarah Palin:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/09/08/verjee.libya.rice.palin.reax.cnn

27
Sep
08

John McCain up Bush’s Ass

According to a report by CNN, John McCain has sided with Bush 90% of the time.  The question is, if McCain is 90% up Bush’s ass, does that leave his toes wiggling or most of his feet?

21
Sep
08

Todd Palin’s rumoured affair with Fox News anchor…

Rumours are running rampant about an alleged hot and heavy affair between Todd Palin and Greta van Susteren, a pig of a news anchor over at Fox News. Apparently, Todd Palin reminds Greta of those 1970s porn stars. Todd Palin does indeed resemble a hunky porn star. And for Greta, his right-wing agenda makes him all the more appealing.

21
Sep
08

Megyn Kelly is a pig

Megyn Kelly is the anchor on Fox News, the right wing media puppet for the Republicans, that criticized the CBC for running an anti-Palin opinion piece.  She is the demur one on the right.  I wonder if her ass hurts from having John McCain’s arm up so high moving her mouth.  Word on the street is that she’s a tranny.

15
Sep
08

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Both are Sexy Hot

We called it here first, but here’s a clip of SNL with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.  Please excuse the link to Fox News, the biased Republican channel, but the original cannot be shown due to copyright.  Enjoy!!!!

26
Apr
08

Wright Defends his Right to Free Speech and Racism

Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s religious hero and consultant, has called the allegations made about him “unfair.”  What’s unfair is that he doesn’t have his own TV show like Judge Joe Brown!

26
Apr
08

Obama Increases Photo Ops with White Cousins

After hearing the latest polls that suggest that Obama has trouble recruiting the white vote, Barack is on a mission to be the People’s Candidate.  To this end, he is shown here posing with some of his white cousins from Illinois.

26
Apr
08

Obama plays up Black Granny

After the controversial remarks about his white grandmother, Barack Obama has been stepping up the photo ops with his Blacker Granny.

26
Apr
08

White, Catholics and especially White Catholics Hate Obama…

It seems that there is a demographics problem with Obama’s campaign. Typical white people and typical Catholics seem to be Clinton supporters, at least that is the conclusion based on the Pennsylvania primary held this week. I think it’s time for a big old speech again from Barack. This time, he should work in something about how Jesus would vote for him and he should denounce and reject his Black heritage. That might help.

26
Apr
08

It’s oh so tight in Indiana!

It’s a very close race for Obama and Clinton in Indiana.  Not Indiana Jones silly, Indiana the state.  Apparently Harrison Ford thinks so highly of the Democratic Party that he thinks it’s a religion.

30
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton, a gay icon?

The recording artists throwing their chops behind Hillary Clinton include Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Elton John. Can you say tranny? Barack Obama has the likes of Will.I.Am and John Legend behind him, both which will likely be referred to as “typical black men.” To show they have cross appeal, Clinton has Timbaland and Obama has The Grateful Dead and Arcade Fire. Who does McCain have? Check it out below.

30
Mar
08

Sherri Shepherd switches camps and supports Hillary Clinton!

After her torrid affair with Barack Obama was exposed on air, Sherri Shepherd from “The View” has decided to back Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination.

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30
Mar
08

Obama confirms rumored affair with Sherri Shepherd

Barack Obama was on the view last week and Sherri Shepherd thought he looked like a  “chocolate drop.” He also said that it’s ok to be racist as long as you are retired.

30
Mar
08

Controversial skit at North Dakota State!

At North Dakota State University, a student group has put on skits involving allegedly racist content for diabetes research.  The skit involving the “Obama Girl” giving Barack a lap dance whilst two gay cowboys get it on in the background actually sounds kind of funny.

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30
Mar
08

Obama: a girly man

Barack Obama has secured an endorsement from a Pennsylvania senator. Here he is loving up the senator before a tea party.

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30
Mar
08

Clinton can run as long as she wants!

Barack Obama has extended an olive branch and has said that Hillary Clinton can run as long as she wants and her supporters should carry on as long as they can. This comes on the heels of other reports stating that Democrats think Clinton should fold. She is adamant to fight on. In other news, the other Clinton took Obama’s words too literally and started his morning jogs again.

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22
Mar
08

Barack Obama’s Idea of a “Typical White Person”

Barack Obama is getting in hot water after referring to his white grandmother as a “typical white person” who has fears of black men walking down the street. I don’t know about you, but if I saw a “typical black person,” like Barack, walking down the street, I’d be pretty scared.

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