Archive for September, 2008



27
Sep
08

Poor Palin, She’s Crazy and We Feel Sorry…

Katie Couric.  Sarah Palin.  Pathetic.

Who’s Aquadinejad?

24
Sep
08

Little known facts about the sexy Condi Rice

So people like to speculate about her personal life, present company included, however, a lot about Condoleezza Rice is not common knowledge.  If you find out more about Dr. Condoleezza Rice, I think you’ll agree that she should have been running for President.  Then again, she might be too smart to do so.

23
Sep
08

Sexy Sarah and the Foreigner

Sarah Palin has been criticized for her lack of foreign policy experience.  To combat this reputation, she is meeting in New York this week with foreigners. This includes Amadallah Bhuti from the Bronx who runs a roti shop, Igor Rusova the famous Russian restauranteur and my cousin Vinny from Brooklyn.

23
Sep
08

Sexy Hot Naked Left-wingers!!!

Another candidate for the NDP has dropped out of the election race for skinny dipping.  Two others quit last week because of a video showing them smoking pot.  Couldn’t the world use more weed and more naked bodies and less conservative numb-nut views?p.s. you should watch “Weeds

23
Sep
08

Are you cheap enough to buy coffee from China?

Yes, there is coffee imported from China.  And yes, people buy it.  They may also get melamine poisoning.  Putting anything from China into your mouth is a hazard and a gamble these days… get your mind out of the gutter.

23
Sep
08

Harper wears sexy vests, but is hard on criminals

We can’t criticize Harper on his recent stance on criminals, however, we can criticize his horrible leather vest outfit!!!  Trashy!CREDIT: Mikael Kjellstrom, The Calgary Herald

23
Sep
08

Sarah Palin Name Generator

Thanks to Cara Ellison for pointing out the Sarah Palin Name Generator.  Do you like Goalie Sanka Palin?  We wanted something a little edgier, hotter or sexier, no?  So, by randomly putting in the name “Sam” we found one that we like.  Snooker Hinge Palin… sounds like hooker and fringe… we likes it!

23
Sep
08

Harper likes to finger paint… but not with his finger

Jack Layton, leader of the NDP, has vowed to return funding to the arts in Canada.  The Stephen Harper “one man show” Conservative government has made $45 million in cuts to the arts.  They also have tried to push their right-wing agenda with films and made numerous cuts to Telefilm.  Harper has suggested that Canadian art is useless and unproductive, but to appease the crazy left-wing artists, he has offered up his own finger painting portraits and has developed an art class called “Art on a Budget: From Finger Painting to Paper Dolls” taught by Stockwell Day.

21
Sep
08

Cindy McCain is a sexy, hot tranny pissed at Baba Wawa

Cindy McCain thinks that she and her husband were attacked by the ladies of “The View.”  We’ve seen the segment, and think that Cindy is just pissed because she looked like a tranny!  Poor Cindy…

21
Sep
08

Todd Palin’s rumoured affair with Fox News anchor…

Rumours are running rampant about an alleged hot and heavy affair between Todd Palin and Greta van Susteren, a pig of a news anchor over at Fox News. Apparently, Todd Palin reminds Greta of those 1970s porn stars. Todd Palin does indeed resemble a hunky porn star. And for Greta, his right-wing agenda makes him all the more appealing.

21
Sep
08

Do you want anything to do with Harper’s poll?

If we are to believe the recent polls, many Canadians still feel that the Conservatives should be running the country.  As an urban dweller, I find this astonishing.  I rarely meet somebody that supports those douche bags.  I find it concerning that the “left-wing” vote is split amongst the other parties.  Canadians, in general, are clearly left of center on the political spectrum. 

21
Sep
08

Megyn Kelly is a pig

Megyn Kelly is the anchor on Fox News, the right wing media puppet for the Republicans, that criticized the CBC for running an anti-Palin opinion piece.  She is the demur one on the right.  I wonder if her ass hurts from having John McCain’s arm up so high moving her mouth.  Word on the street is that she’s a tranny.

19
Sep
08

It’s all Gerard Kennedy’s fault

Stephane Dion is making promises of spending billions of dollars if he is elected Prime Minister.  The problem is that those dreams are so unrealistic right now.  The “team’s” goals now should be to avoid losing most of their seats.  Dion’s problems in the polls and with his leadership are not actually all his fault.  I blame Gerard Kennedy.  Back at the Liberal leadership race, Kennedy threw his support behind Dion and his followers followed.  Dion should not have been the leader of the party.  Kennedy will get his socks knocked off when he loses against NDP Peggy Nash in High Park-Parkdale.  The next leader of the Liberal party should be Michael Ignatieff

16
Sep
08

Cindy McCain looks totally sexy, hot in her Laa-Laa skin!!!

Trannylicious Cindy McCain looks totally hot in her yellow teletubby outfit.  She thought it would be most fitting to kill and skin Laa-Laa the yellow Teletubby for the anti-puppy convention in Austin, Texas.  Her co-chair for the event was Laura Bush, who is sporting a skinned endangered polar bear outfit!

16
Sep
08

The Governacuda!!!!!

You heard it here first.  Sarah Palin should be referred to as “The Governacuda.” We all know that Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California has been termed “The Governator” because of the Terminator movies.  Sarah Palin likes to refer to herself using her high school nickname, namely, Sarah “Barracuda” Palin.  Hence, she’ll be the Governacuda!!!!  Poor fishys.

16
Sep
08

Sarah Palin’s pet pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Palin family has a new pet and it’s a pig!!!  Alaska Governacuda Sarah Palin decided to introduce Missy into the Palin clan.  Missy is a hot mess piglet with an eye for fashion.  Here she sports the latest JLo sunglasses and feels sexy and flirty wearing Clinique’s New High Impact Lip Colour called Sassy Spice.

16
Sep
08

The all new Caribou Barbie… with Sarah Palin

The latest toy craze has got to be the new Caribou Barbie!!!!!  Based on Republican, bible-thumping VP nominee Sarah Palin, the new doll comes with its own right-wing manual, lipstick and a special surprise comes out of its hairy rump when you squeeze it.  On sale now for only $14.99.

16
Sep
08

Alaska is anti-Palin and so are we!

This is absolutely amazing.  Check out the coverage of an anti-Palin rally in Anchorage!!  Thanks to Mudflats for the info and image!

15
Sep
08

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Both are Sexy Hot

We called it here first, but here’s a clip of SNL with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.  Please excuse the link to Fox News, the biased Republican channel, but the original cannot be shown due to copyright.  Enjoy!!!!

14
Sep
08

John Baird is a Dick

After watching John Baird on CTV’s Question Period this morning.  We have to say that John Baird is a dick!!! And he loves it too!




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