Archive for September 23rd, 2008

23
Sep
08

Sexy Sarah and the Foreigner

Sarah Palin has been criticized for her lack of foreign policy experience.  To combat this reputation, she is meeting in New York this week with foreigners. This includes Amadallah Bhuti from the Bronx who runs a roti shop, Igor Rusova the famous Russian restauranteur and my cousin Vinny from Brooklyn.

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23
Sep
08

Sexy Hot Naked Left-wingers!!!

Another candidate for the NDP has dropped out of the election race for skinny dipping.  Two others quit last week because of a video showing them smoking pot.  Couldn’t the world use more weed and more naked bodies and less conservative numb-nut views?p.s. you should watch “Weeds

23
Sep
08

Are you cheap enough to buy coffee from China?

Yes, there is coffee imported from China.  And yes, people buy it.  They may also get melamine poisoning.  Putting anything from China into your mouth is a hazard and a gamble these days… get your mind out of the gutter.

23
Sep
08

Harper wears sexy vests, but is hard on criminals

We can’t criticize Harper on his recent stance on criminals, however, we can criticize his horrible leather vest outfit!!!  Trashy!CREDIT: Mikael Kjellstrom, The Calgary Herald

23
Sep
08

Sarah Palin Name Generator

Thanks to Cara Ellison for pointing out the Sarah Palin Name Generator.  Do you like Goalie Sanka Palin?  We wanted something a little edgier, hotter or sexier, no?  So, by randomly putting in the name “Sam” we found one that we like.  Snooker Hinge Palin… sounds like hooker and fringe… we likes it!

23
Sep
08

Harper likes to finger paint… but not with his finger

Jack Layton, leader of the NDP, has vowed to return funding to the arts in Canada.  The Stephen Harper “one man show” Conservative government has made $45 million in cuts to the arts.  They also have tried to push their right-wing agenda with films and made numerous cuts to Telefilm.  Harper has suggested that Canadian art is useless and unproductive, but to appease the crazy left-wing artists, he has offered up his own finger painting portraits and has developed an art class called “Art on a Budget: From Finger Painting to Paper Dolls” taught by Stockwell Day.




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