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Archive for April, 2008
The Liberal Party of Canada is calling on an RCMP investigation into election spending by Harper those crazy Conservatives. Perhaps they will find receipts for cheap bourbon and Spitzer’s call girls! Those right-wing religious conservatives can really party you know.
Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s religious hero and consultant, has called the allegations made about him “unfair.” What’s unfair is that he doesn’t have his own TV show like Judge Joe Brown!
Mike Huckabee, white Republican and former presidential contender, has shown his support for John McCain. McCain, however, is unsure whether Huckabee’s support will help or hurt his campaign. McCain staff have suggested sending Mike overseas to campaign for McCain to Americans abroad, like in Kazakhstan.
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Apr
08
Obama plays up Black Granny
It seems that there is a demographics problem with Obama’s campaign. Typical white people and typical Catholics seem to be Clinton supporters, at least that is the conclusion based on the Pennsylvania primary held this week. I think it’s time for a big old speech again from Barack. This time, he should work in something about how Jesus would vote for him and he should denounce and reject his Black heritage. That might help.
26
Apr
08
It’s oh so tight in Indiana!
It’s a very close race for Obama and Clinton in Indiana. Not Indiana Jones silly, Indiana the state. Apparently Harrison Ford thinks so highly of the Democratic Party that he thinks it’s a religion.
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