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Does Harper Spend Election Money on Cheap Boos and Hos?

The Liberal Party of Canada is calling on an RCMP investigation into election spending by Harper those crazy Conservatives. Perhaps they will find receipts for cheap bourbon and Spitzer’s call girls! Those right-wing religious conservatives can really party you know.

Wright Defends his Right to Free Speech and Racism

Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s religious hero and consultant, has called the allegations made about him “unfair.”  What’s unfair is that he doesn’t have his own TV show like Judge Joe Brown!

McCain Uncertain Regarding Huckabee’s Support

Mike Huckabee, white Republican and former presidential contender, has shown his support for John McCain. McCain, however, is unsure whether Huckabee’s support will help or hurt his campaign. McCain staff have suggested sending Mike overseas to campaign for McCain to Americans abroad, like in Kazakhstan.

Obama Increases Photo Ops with White Cousins

After hearing the latest polls that suggest that Obama has trouble recruiting the white vote, Barack is on a mission to be the People’s Candidate.  To this end, he is shown here posing with some of his white cousins from Illinois.

Obama plays up Black Granny

After the controversial remarks about his white grandmother, Barack Obama has been stepping up the photo ops with his Blacker Granny.

White, Catholics and especially White Catholics Hate Obama…

It seems that there is a demographics problem with Obama’s campaign. Typical white people and typical Catholics seem to be Clinton supporters, at least that is the conclusion based on the Pennsylvania primary held this week. I think it’s time for a big old speech again from Barack. This time, he should work in something about how Jesus would vote for him and he should denounce and reject his Black heritage. That might help.