Archive for March, 2008



21
Mar
08

John McCain Sex Interview!

21
Mar
08

Oprah Loses Control!!!

A recent Oprah audience member has filed a law suit claiming injury when she was trampled on by the talk show’s live audience when they all ran for the best seats. Oprah, who has tried to control the Democratic election by campaigning for Barack Obama, can’t even control her own audience. Unfortunately, the buxom Oprah did not break the injured woman’s fall by acting as a fluffy pillow at the bottom of the stairs.

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21
Mar
08

Monica Lewinsky on “The Biggest Loser”?

The Monica Lewinsky scandal rears its ugly head again as a look-a-like gets booted from the weight loss show “The Biggest Loser.” It seems actually that Monica Lewinsky, although still over weight, is the biggest loser of the century because she did not profit from her sex scandal, like the hooker that slept with Spitzer, and Bill Clinton is trying to get back into the White House to bang more interns!
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21
Mar
08

Way Back Playback!!!!!

As Hillary Clinton makes a race for the White House, lest us not forget that Canada has had a female Prime Minister.  Although unelected, Kim Campbell took over the hot mess left over by Brian Mulroney.  Her party then lost party status, she gained weight and Mulroney has been caught up in scandal after scandal ever since.

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21
Mar
08

Yet Another John McCain Sex Scandal

John McCain is in the sexual headlines again!  Now his affections have been focused on the former President George Bush.  As you can see, he is closing his eyes in a state of ecstasy.  The theme song: sensual seduction by Snoop Dog.

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21
Mar
08

Sarkozy Hot and Bothered Over McCain’s Visit to the French White House

John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate, met with French President Nicholas Sarkozy while in Paris this week. Sarkozy, questioned after the visit, said that he rather liked John McCain and that unlike George Bush, McCain kept his hands to himself and did not once refer to “Freedom Fries.”

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21
Mar
08

China Caught with its Pants Down in the Bush

Violence in China may be escalating over the independence of Tibet, but there’s no cause for alarm according to George Bush.  He’ll still be attending the Beijing Olympics because he “loves chicken balls, especially with Texan hot sauce, yeeehaw!”

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21
Mar
08

Search for the HOTTEST Conservative!!!!!!

In our search for the hottest conservative, we think that we may have forgotten Jesse Kern, the non-practicing heterosexual son of Oklahoma Republican Sally Kern.

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21
Mar
08

Jesse Kern: “I AM NOT GAY!!!”

The ultra fembot Jesse Kern, son of the hate-monger Sally Kern, has been talking to reporters. Apparently, he is not gay, but a practicing celibate heterosexual, whatever that means. We believe him, based on the photo of him below. Oklahoma Republicans should stand tall and firmly believe that their representatives have not be infiltrated by the gays!

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21
Mar
08

Hillary Enjoys a Nice Brew, but not from Starbucks!

A disgruntled former barista has sued Starbucks in California over supervisors sharing in tips. Now it’s gone class action and the ruling lies in favour of the employees, to the tune of $100,000,000.00! That’s a lot of zeros. Hillary Clinton enjoys a nice cup of java now and then, but she has said she refuses to tip the baristas to not stir up any more controversy!

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21
Mar
08

Obama wants a Probe!

Attention! High Alert! There has been a security breach. Our passport files have been attacked!!! Obama calls for an investigation into a passport breach at the State Department. Now they will find out about all the muslim countries that he has visited!

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21
Mar
08

Secret Documents Fall Out Of Stockwell Day’s Speedo!

Building an anti-terror complex is top secret right? Well, not when documents that are supposed to be top secret are falling out of Stockwell Day’s speedo…

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21
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

Pete introduces Condi to mommy!!  I hear wedding bells…

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14
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton Recites “I Have a Dream”

Geraldine Ferraro, a former New York congresswoman working on the Clinton campaign, suggests that Barack Obama is in his position because of his colour, and no other reason. Clinton “rejected” and “repudiated” the comments and has sent Ferraro to Oklahoma to attend sensitivity training with Sally Kern.

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14
Mar
08

George Bush wants you to Breathe Smog!

The EPA softens its stance on smog regulations after pressure by the president.  Since when does GWB have any authority on setting environmental policies.

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14
Mar
08

Sally Kern for Vice-President??!!!?? WTF???!!!

John McCain, the old Republican presidential nominee has announced that he is considering Sally Kern, the bigot who bashes gays and beats them in the street for a hobby, as the vice-presidential candidate. She claims to be happy about the suggestions. Conservative critics have denounced her as a VP candidate because she has a gay son. In response, Dick Cheney has suggested that his lesbian daughter be hooked up with Kern’s gay son!

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14
Mar
08

Obama Finally Caught in Sex Scandal

Jennifer Garner is fuming after torrid photos of Ben Affleck and Barack Obama have surfaced. Their eyes being closed in a romantic embrace; it’s clearly love. The planned Obama rally in Boston, organized by Garner and Affleck, may be in jeopardy!

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14
Mar
08

Obama Denounces, Rejects, Refuses and Declines…

Does Hillary Clinton have it easier in this campaign than Barack Obama because she is white?  This crazy talk comes from a Chicago pastor supporting the Obama campaign.  Obama has denounced such crazy talk, but not before having very close associations with it.  This comes in a long string of people that Obama has had to distance himself from.  It makes us wonder the kind of people supporting him.  Case in point, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are hosting a scientology dinner for him in Boston.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Distances Himself From Jesus

Barack Obama is distancing himself from his own pastor after he makes ridiculous comments about 9/11. Apparently, America brought the tragedy onto itself. Obama is also considering declaring the Earth non-flat and is about to denounce misogynist comments made by one of his campaign managers, Ann Coulter.

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14
Mar
08

Harper sues the Liberals, perezhilton.com and Other Blogs

Stephen Harper is suing the Liberals over the Cadman scandal, to the tune of $2.5 million, CDN of course.  This entire fiasco is an act of juvenile machismo and only goes to show exactly how ineffective and useless this current government is.  Who’s next? The WordPress blogs? Perez Hilton? The Conservative government needs to be booted and sent to the curb.  If only Stephane Dion could grow a pair of balls, or borrow Michael Ignatieff’s.

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