Archive for March 21st, 2008

21
Mar
08

The Sexy Hot Conservative Poll Update!!!!!!!!

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

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21
Mar
08

Hillary’s Little Girl Campaigns for Barack Obama

21
Mar
08

The Hillary Clinton Sex Interview!

21
Mar
08

John McCain Sex Interview!

21
Mar
08

Oprah Loses Control!!!

A recent Oprah audience member has filed a law suit claiming injury when she was trampled on by the talk show’s live audience when they all ran for the best seats. Oprah, who has tried to control the Democratic election by campaigning for Barack Obama, can’t even control her own audience. Unfortunately, the buxom Oprah did not break the injured woman’s fall by acting as a fluffy pillow at the bottom of the stairs.

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21
Mar
08

Monica Lewinsky on “The Biggest Loser”?

The Monica Lewinsky scandal rears its ugly head again as a look-a-like gets booted from the weight loss show “The Biggest Loser.” It seems actually that Monica Lewinsky, although still over weight, is the biggest loser of the century because she did not profit from her sex scandal, like the hooker that slept with Spitzer, and Bill Clinton is trying to get back into the White House to bang more interns!
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Monica                                      Brittany
21
Mar
08

Way Back Playback!!!!!

As Hillary Clinton makes a race for the White House, lest us not forget that Canada has had a female Prime Minister.  Although unelected, Kim Campbell took over the hot mess left over by Brian Mulroney.  Her party then lost party status, she gained weight and Mulroney has been caught up in scandal after scandal ever since.

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21
Mar
08

Yet Another John McCain Sex Scandal

John McCain is in the sexual headlines again!  Now his affections have been focused on the former President George Bush.  As you can see, he is closing his eyes in a state of ecstasy.  The theme song: sensual seduction by Snoop Dog.

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21
Mar
08

Sarkozy Hot and Bothered Over McCain’s Visit to the French White House

John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate, met with French President Nicholas Sarkozy while in Paris this week. Sarkozy, questioned after the visit, said that he rather liked John McCain and that unlike George Bush, McCain kept his hands to himself and did not once refer to “Freedom Fries.”

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21
Mar
08

China Caught with its Pants Down in the Bush

Violence in China may be escalating over the independence of Tibet, but there’s no cause for alarm according to George Bush.  He’ll still be attending the Beijing Olympics because he “loves chicken balls, especially with Texan hot sauce, yeeehaw!”

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21
Mar
08

Search for the HOTTEST Conservative!!!!!!

In our search for the hottest conservative, we think that we may have forgotten Jesse Kern, the non-practicing heterosexual son of Oklahoma Republican Sally Kern.

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21
Mar
08

Jesse Kern: “I AM NOT GAY!!!”

The ultra fembot Jesse Kern, son of the hate-monger Sally Kern, has been talking to reporters. Apparently, he is not gay, but a practicing celibate heterosexual, whatever that means. We believe him, based on the photo of him below. Oklahoma Republicans should stand tall and firmly believe that their representatives have not be infiltrated by the gays!

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21
Mar
08

Hillary Enjoys a Nice Brew, but not from Starbucks!

A disgruntled former barista has sued Starbucks in California over supervisors sharing in tips. Now it’s gone class action and the ruling lies in favour of the employees, to the tune of $100,000,000.00! That’s a lot of zeros. Hillary Clinton enjoys a nice cup of java now and then, but she has said she refuses to tip the baristas to not stir up any more controversy!

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21
Mar
08

Obama wants a Probe!

Attention! High Alert! There has been a security breach. Our passport files have been attacked!!! Obama calls for an investigation into a passport breach at the State Department. Now they will find out about all the muslim countries that he has visited!

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21
Mar
08

Secret Documents Fall Out Of Stockwell Day’s Speedo!

Building an anti-terror complex is top secret right? Well, not when documents that are supposed to be top secret are falling out of Stockwell Day’s speedo…

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21
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

Pete introduces Condi to mommy!!  I hear wedding bells…

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