Archive for March 14th, 2008

14
Mar
08

Hillary Clinton Recites “I Have a Dream”

Geraldine Ferraro, a former New York congresswoman working on the Clinton campaign, suggests that Barack Obama is in his position because of his colour, and no other reason. Clinton “rejected” and “repudiated” the comments and has sent Ferraro to Oklahoma to attend sensitivity training with Sally Kern.

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14
Mar
08

George Bush wants you to Breathe Smog!

The EPA softens its stance on smog regulations after pressure by the president.  Since when does GWB have any authority on setting environmental policies.

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14
Mar
08

Sally Kern for Vice-President??!!!?? WTF???!!!

John McCain, the old Republican presidential nominee has announced that he is considering Sally Kern, the bigot who bashes gays and beats them in the street for a hobby, as the vice-presidential candidate. She claims to be happy about the suggestions. Conservative critics have denounced her as a VP candidate because she has a gay son. In response, Dick Cheney has suggested that his lesbian daughter be hooked up with Kern’s gay son!

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14
Mar
08

Obama Finally Caught in Sex Scandal

Jennifer Garner is fuming after torrid photos of Ben Affleck and Barack Obama have surfaced. Their eyes being closed in a romantic embrace; it’s clearly love. The planned Obama rally in Boston, organized by Garner and Affleck, may be in jeopardy!

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14
Mar
08

Obama Denounces, Rejects, Refuses and Declines…

Does Hillary Clinton have it easier in this campaign than Barack Obama because she is white?  This crazy talk comes from a Chicago pastor supporting the Obama campaign.  Obama has denounced such crazy talk, but not before having very close associations with it.  This comes in a long string of people that Obama has had to distance himself from.  It makes us wonder the kind of people supporting him.  Case in point, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are hosting a scientology dinner for him in Boston.

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14
Mar
08

Obama Distances Himself From Jesus

Barack Obama is distancing himself from his own pastor after he makes ridiculous comments about 9/11. Apparently, America brought the tragedy onto itself. Obama is also considering declaring the Earth non-flat and is about to denounce misogynist comments made by one of his campaign managers, Ann Coulter.

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14
Mar
08

Harper sues the Liberals, perezhilton.com and Other Blogs

Stephen Harper is suing the Liberals over the Cadman scandal, to the tune of $2.5 million, CDN of course.  This entire fiasco is an act of juvenile machismo and only goes to show exactly how ineffective and useless this current government is.  Who’s next? The WordPress blogs? Perez Hilton? The Conservative government needs to be booted and sent to the curb.  If only Stephane Dion could grow a pair of balls, or borrow Michael Ignatieff’s.

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14
Mar
08

Stephen Harper looks Fat in a Kimono

Ok maybe it’s not a kimono. But, the Harper government is trying to help the backlog of immigration applications. How you ask? Simply by having more rejections, silly. A new bill they are trying to cram down our throats will allow the immigration Minister to reject applications already approved by immigration officers and have the final say on the “type” of immigrant that comes in (kind of like a bouncer at a posh night club). By the way, if you have a photo of Harper in a sombrero, please let us know, thanks.

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14
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete brings Condi to meet his sister!!! OMG it’s getting totally serious!

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14
Mar
08

If She Can Drive, Then She Can Ride!!!!

Oops. Brad Wall, premier of Saskatchewan, let it slip that he lets his 14-year old daughter drive. That’s illegal in the prairie province that he tries to run. He has since realized that he is held to “higher” standards. Duh. In recent news, the Wall family also allows their 8 year old son to down a bottle of vodka now and then, as long as it’s mixed with some 100% juice and his Flintstones vitamins.

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