Heinz meets her match!

Teresa Heinz is of course married to Senator John Kerry, who famously lost the 2004 Presidential Election to George Bush. She was also married to Senator Henry John Heinz and inherited the Heinz fortune when he died in an airplane crash in 1991. Now, everybody knows that Heinz is famous for ketchup. Many people will only eat ketchup if it is from Heinz, creating a huge amount of brand loyalty. I used to be such a drone, however, I recently discovered President’s Choice Organic Ketchup. I have to say that this ketchup has an amazing taste that rivals Heinz, without the bright fluorescent red colour. You have to try it!

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Sex in the White House

The recent battle between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination has fired up controversy on many levels. Voting is at an all time high and emotions, along with mud slinging, have been sinusoidal. What is becoming apparent, at least to some, is that perhaps sexism is one of the few allowable bigotries in society. Hillary Clinton has faced much more scrutiny than Obama during this entire process. This is has been linked to her being a woman. I say let’s drop all kinds of bigotry and for the run to the White House, let’s bring sexy back and make “Woman” the new “Black”!

Early Morning Crank Calls…

Here’s a very effective Hillary Clinton ad. Hey, at least if she gets in the White House phones won’t be unplugged so that GWB can get his geezer sleep.

The Sexy, Hot Conservative Poll

Poll: Who is the hottest conservative?

• Cindy McCain
• Ann Coulter
• Robert McAllister
• Rona Ambrose
• Mike Huckabee

Status:

Cindy McCain – Republican supporter and wife of John McCain

Ann Coulter – Republican supporter and “author”

Robert McAllister – Senator and Republican presidential nominee

Rona Ambose – Conservative Party of Canada, Member of Parliament

Mike Huckabee – Republican presidential nominee

Iggy could have been ours!!!!!!!!!!

Watching and blogging about the recent American Republican and Democratic primaries has made me realize that if the same process of leader selection was done in Canada, the political landscape would be quite different.  Stephane Dion would have never been the leader of the Liberal Party of Canada.  This has nothing to do with either his inability to do the job or his Quebec heritage.  It has to do with likability and popularity, plain and simple.  When he was selected, no one, except for those avidly active in politics, knew who he was.  Michael Ignatieff, on the other hand, was wildly popular, well known and respected.  Although as Canadians we often look down on American politics, this is certainly a superior situation where leaders are selected democratically and not by a small group of people that certainly don’t represent the average citizen.  Iggy could have been ours!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Baird is very Beary

Canadian Minister of the Environment, John Baird, thinks that a recent green bill proposed is the end all and be all of environmental sustainability. The undying leftys in parliament, known as the NDP, have tabled a motion to take down the government because it isn’t setting the environment as a priority. Of course, Stephane Dion and the Liberal Party don’t want an election because of their lack of charismatic leadership. However, Stephen Harper has maintained that John Baird will continue to escort the First Lady, Laureen Harper, to all public function. Harper isn’t acting like the usual right wing insecure jealous husband because Baird is a big, lovable Bear.

The Democrats and Karma Sutra…

It’s amazing how the recent Democratic leadership race has turned the candidates against each other.  Just last summer they seemed quite chummy.  Now, they are using right wing mud slinging within their own party.  I say Barack and Hillary get on the same page for unity’s sake.  One big oiled liberal machine is a lot tougher to beat than a fragmented party.  To ease this process, I suggest Hillary and Barack experiment with some very intimate karma sutra techniques.