Huckabee’s out of a job. What to do? Here’s a top ten list of jobs he’s most qualified for:
10. Dishwasher at the San Antonio McDonald’s
9. Online marriage counsellor
8. Member of the Psychic Friends Network
7. Stage hand at the “Puppetry of the Penis”
6. Back-up singer for Britney Spears
5. Science teacher in Florida
4. Perez Hilton blog consultant
3. Calvin Klein underwear model
2. John McCain’s jock strap cleaner and personal waddle tightener
1. Evolutionary biologist at the University of Texas
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