Archive for March 3rd, 2008

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Mar
08

John McCain winks awkwardly at Hillary Clinton

In recent news, John McCain looks like he will win the Republican nomination, however, he is quite scared of Hillary Clinton. In fact, he was recently caught winking at her. In response, she kneed him in the balls.

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03
Mar
08

NAFTA rears its ugly head…

NAFTA has become an issue again, as documents given to Canadians are published by the Associated Press. The suggestions have been that Obama’s discussion of renegotiating NAFTA is political hot air and not to be taken seriously. As a result, Hillary Clinton soars in the polls in Ohio, just the day before the major primaries in that state and Texas. Perhaps Obama could gain ground by suggesting a negotiation of the constitution and the refund/exchange policies at Best Buy. Goddamn VCR!

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03
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

Their first date. What a cheap bastard!

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03
Mar
08

The devil lives one more day…

Hooray! Hooray! The Stephen Harper Conservative government lives one more day as the budget passes in the House of Commons. Most Liberals didn’t show up and we won’t be having an election any time soon. We will also not be having any environmental policies, publicly funded non-Conservative cinema or daycare. Awesome!

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03
Mar
08

Surprise, surprise, Albertans like beef, country music and vote Conservative

Congratulations go out to Eddie Stelmach, who has won the 11th consecutive Progressive Conservative provincial government in the province of Alberta. The latest polls also show that Albertans like to eat their beef, dance in cowboy hats to country music and enjoy a good hate crime now and then!

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03
Mar
08

The Devil Threatens to Sue over Dead Man’s Insurance

It’s not enough that the Cadman’s family has to tolerate the Conservative party basically calling them liars, but now Stephen Harper threatens to sue the Liberal party of Canada and Stephane Dion over remarks on their website. Not only are the conservative being painted as bribers but now they’re also an impediment to free speech, again.

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03
Mar
08

Hot, Tasty Ribs and Porking McCain

This weekend, John McCain had a rib BBQ at his home in Arizona for the traveling press. News and politics were off the table, however, each member had a turn on the table to pork with old Johnny who’s still got it in him!

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