Archive for March 2nd, 2008

02
Mar
08

Vote for Change

Good luck to Albertans tomorrow, who vote in their provincial elections.

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02
Mar
08

The TV News Show with the Greatest Impact on the Presidential Race

It seems that with all the biased coverage in the media, the new trusted source for political news is Saturday Night Live.

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02
Mar
08

Hot, New Republican Candidate

The newest addition to our search for the hottest, sexiest conservative is Senator Robert McAllister. According to his official bio, McAllister “has spent nearly his entire life in public service.” I’m sure there’s a few people out there that would love to be serviced by the Senator personally. Here he is, pictured greeting some supporters on a campaign stop just before the Texas primaries.

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02
Mar
08

The Hot and Sexy Wildrose Party

No, the Wildrose Alliance Party is not a sex orgy get together composed of people named Rose. It’s a new crazy conservative political party in Alberta!

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02
Mar
08

50 Cent Supports Barack

When asked who he’ll support in the current election, rapper 50 cent says he’d vote for Barack Obama because he’s black. He also stated that his favorite cereal is fruit loops.

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When asked to comment on 50 cent’s political statements, Ellen DeGeneres supported celebrity political statements, saying that she was supporting John McCain because he’s a lesbian.

02
Mar
08

Huckabee: “The Earth is flat.”

Looks like Huckabee is trying to steer Texas education representatives towards his Theory of Intelligent Design, also known as creationism, which is both anti-science and moronic. Read about it here.

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02
Mar
08

George Bush in drag

George Bush was seen again in drag, partying late Saturday night in DC. The night included dinner at the Four Seasons, drinks at Elephant and Castle, followed by a night of dancing at DC’s hot spot, The Bush and the Bagel. GWB is quickly become an icon for the transgendered and transsexual communities in and around DC.

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02
Mar
08

The McCain Dynasty: Sexy and Hot

Who’s hotter? Cindy Jr., John McCain’s daughter (left) or Cindy Sr.,

John McCain’s wife (right)?

02
Mar
08

John McCain sex scandal

Yes! There is a John McCain sex scandal! Who is this lovely lady you ask? It’s Vicki Iseman, a lobbyist and McCain’s #1 fan! John likes them young, smart and blond. You can read about it here.

02
Mar
08

Peter MacKay knows nothing, literally

Peter MacKay claims to know nothing. About the million dollar life insurance policy offered to Chuck Cadman that is. He also knows nothing about: dogs, love, sex, politics, environment, equality, health care and his riding.

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02
Mar
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

Who can’t resist some nice booty?

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02
Mar
08

Obama and McCain fashion and sex critique

As a woman, Hillary Clinton is getting the short end of the stick. Sexism is still the only allowed bigotry in our society. Misogynist news anchors can make sexist comments, but they don’t lose their jobs. Let’s face it, the sexist attitudes towards women in politics aren’t going to go away. Therefore, it’s a good idea to level the playing field by holding up male candidates to the same standards as women.

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Is it me or is John McCain gaining weight? The challenges of the primaries certainly have him stressed, as can be seen by his growing waistline and weathered complexion. Somebody should send him the contact info of Wayne Newton’s plastic surgeon. Some botox would do him good too. Has this man even heard of a hair salon? He needs a touch up coloring like a Hippo needs deodorant. And why does he use his wife as a campaign magnet? Well, it’s obvious that she is much younger and has much more sex appeal, but do you really think you can trust a man that let’s his spouse do the campaigning? C’mon, he is using her popularity to gain votes and it says nothing about his credentials except that he is married to someone that has a lot of mass appeal and respect. He’s a fake and not very sexy.

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Now on to Obama. Geez, this outfit needs to go faster than you can say “Call the fashion police!” Obama not only lacks a sense of style, but he’s so boring with his fashion choices. The campaigning is also taking a toll on him as he has no time to eat and is slowly becoming emaciated with all the stress. It’s time for him and Michelle to take a long vacation. In fact, I heard of a great Florida retreat that doubles as marriage counseling. They should look into it. Recent news suggests that debate organizers are going easy on him because of the fear that he is more of a pretty face than a politician. He simply cannot answer the questions that are posed, could this be due to insecurity? The public is just not convinced that this election is personal for him.

02
Mar
08

Teen sex and orgies: Banned by Harper

Sneaky budders! In last week’s Conservative government budget, they gently slipped in a condition on using tax credits for movie productions. According to the new rules, a movie’s tax credits can be denied if it is deemed offensive or inappropriate. The major question is to who’s standards. This is a major example of conservative, right wing, censorship. This morning on CBC News Sunday, the comments made by a representative of a Canadian Christian right wing group that thinks they are heading the decision panel for Telefilm Canada sturred up some sheat. And I don’t think this is the last we hear of this issue!

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