Archive for February, 2008

27
Feb
08

CNN makes false conclusions

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Here’s an excerpt from “Clinton at risk of losing latino vote” by Ruben Navarette at CNN: “A recent Gallup survey found Obama in a slight, but not statistically significant, lead over Clinton among Latinos. Obama-mania has gone multicultural. And it’s about time.”
The scientific fallacy behind this statement is so blatantly obvious to us here at Right Wing Crazies. You CANNOT draw conclusions from statistically insignificant findings. It’s rule numero uno for any scientist. Why is CNN exhibiting bias? Are you surprised? We think Ruben is a closet Obama “fan” and he should leave the factual reporting to those most qualified. Shame on you CNN!
27
Feb
08

Hillaria Clintone: El Presidenta?

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Apparently the new hot topic is that if Hillary Clinton loses the nomination to Barack Hussein Obama, it is because of the lack of latino votes! I say she crosses the border, not to the Taco Bell side but North, we’ll take her!
27
Feb
08

McCain versus Obama: A Throwdown

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John McCain and Barack Obama are exchanging heated words over Iraq. McCain is basically pulling a Bush “weapons of mass destruction.” McCain better be careful or people in Florida might start to think he is really George Bush and vote for Nader instead.
27
Feb
08

He so crazy!

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It’s pretty obvious that John McCain is going to take the Republican primaries. However, exhibiting the usual craziness, Huckabee has issued a formal debate request (aka challenge). You gotta love how crazy Huckabee is! p.s. Doesn’t he look Italian in this photo?!
27
Feb
08

Holy Hussein

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John McCain is distancing himself from a right wing crazy that made disparaging remarks about Barack Obama at a McCain rally. The crazy in question kept referring to Obama by his middle name, Hussein.
27
Feb
08

Search for the HOTTEST Conservative

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Here at “Abstraction Reaction” we are dedicated to finding the best political story leads in the news. For once, we’d like to start one. We are searching for the HOTTEST, the sexiest, Conservative out there. So far in our list, we’ve blogged about John McCain’s wife, Cindy and his daughter, Cindy.
Representing (for Canada) is Rona Ambrose, the former Minister of the Environment. She’s smart, sexy and sassy!
27
Feb
08

Way Back Playback

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Remember when Harper tried to pass off the Clean Air Act as something useful? He thinks a “thumbs up” can shut us up. Poor Rona Ambrose, the former Environment Minister, just stood there and later took the fall. Since Belinda Stronach left the party, Ambrose is definitely the hottest Conservative in government.
27
Feb
08

Liberals pissed at quiet Mulroney

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The Liberals are fuming mad and say that “silence speaks volumes” after Brian Mulroney (an early photo is pictured above) refused to testify before the ethics committee.
27
Feb
08

Flaherty points smelly finger

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Jim Flaherty, the Canadian Finance Minister, is criticizing American Democratic candidates for suggesting they may consider pulling out of NAFTA. After smelling his finger, Obama and Clinton agree, the further the better.
27
Feb
08

Clash of the titans!

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Key primaries in Texas and Ohio are coming up and the two Democratic front runners are debating over campaign tactics. John McCain missed the whole thing because of his hearing loss caused by excessive aging.
27
Feb
08

Republican mascot still no head

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The Senate Republicans have finally agreed to an Iraq debate. Democrats had expected them to block debate on the bill. What the Republicans really need to do is to add a head to their mascot; it’s all tail and feet!
27
Feb
08

Daily MacRice Photo!!!!!!!!

It must be love…

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27
Feb
08

McCain holds out on name of plastic surgeon

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Senator John McCain refuses to provide details about a loan and attempts to withdraw from the public election funds program. He has also failed to provide the name of his plastic surgeon and the brand of facial moisturizer he uses to keep that taut complexion.
26
Feb
08

McCain flip flops in Ohio

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In Ohio on Monday, McCain said “The war will be over soon.” Soon is relative, of course. Maybe in another 100 years or so. In fact, the picture of him above, with Nixon, was taken nearly 100 years ago!
26
Feb
08

Flaherty reveals too much in budget

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Jim Flaherty, the Finance Minister, unveiled the Conservative budget today. Critics have suggested that demonstrating the size of his member, pictured above, was just too much. Stephane Dion says the budget is not bad enough to reject and says that the Finance Minister’s lack of endowment deserves a pity vote.
26
Feb
08

Mulroney sex scandal

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Brian Mulroney, former PM, refuses to appear before an ethics committee regarding his impropriety with Karlheinz Schreiber. He flatly denies having sexual relations with Schreiber. Schreiber, on the other hand, insists he has the semen stained blue pants from the Gap to prove it.
26
Feb
08

Reporter backlash for Stelmach

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Ed Stelmach, Alberta premier, has been shady with his job loss statistics related to a cap in carbon emissions. But after reporters threatened to shove their microphones up his ass, he came clean and altered his message.
26
Feb
08

Courting the Latino Vote

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With the upcoming Texas primaries, the Republicans will be trying to court the latino vote, which may have strayed. Dying to campaign for any of the nominees, GWB has resorted to photo ops with one of his illegitimate (and sober) daughters, Juanita.
26
Feb
08

Cindy McCain is sexy!

Cindy McCain, the hot conservative wife of Republican nominee John McCain, was campaigning for her husband at an anti-puppy rally in Ohio yesterday.
26
Feb
08

Mellencampy McCain Rallies

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John “the Cougar” Mellencamp recently asked John “the Craddle-robber” McCain to stop playing his music at political rallies. It seems to me that the two Johns have more in common than they think. Pictured here is Cougar and his wife, Cindy.



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