CNN makes false conclusions

Here’s an excerpt from “Clinton at risk of losing latino vote” by Ruben Navarette at CNN: “A recent Gallup survey found Obama in a slight, but not statistically significant, lead over Clinton among Latinos. Obama-mania has gone multicultural. And it’s about time.”

The scientific fallacy behind this statement is so blatantly obvious to us here at Right Wing Crazies. You CANNOT draw conclusions from statistically insignificant findings. It’s rule numero uno for any scientist. Why is CNN exhibiting bias? Are you surprised? We think Ruben is a closet Obama “fan” and he should leave the factual reporting to those most qualified. Shame on you CNN!

Hillaria Clintone: El Presidenta?

Apparently the new hot topic is that if Hillary Clinton loses the nomination to Barack Hussein Obama, it is because of the lack of latino votes! I say she crosses the border, not to the Taco Bell side but North, we’ll take her!

McCain versus Obama: A Throwdown

John McCain and Barack Obama are exchanging heated words over Iraq. McCain is basically pulling a Bush “weapons of mass destruction.” McCain better be careful or people in Florida might start to think he is really George Bush and vote for Nader instead.

He so crazy!

It’s pretty obvious that John McCain is going to take the Republican primaries. However, exhibiting the usual craziness, Huckabee has issued a formal debate request (aka challenge). You gotta love how crazy Huckabee is! p.s. Doesn’t he look Italian in this photo?!

Holy Hussein

John McCain is distancing himself from a right wing crazy that made disparaging remarks about Barack Obama at a McCain rally. The crazy in question kept referring to Obama by his middle name, Hussein.

Search for the HOTTEST Conservative

Here at “Abstraction Reaction” we are dedicated to finding the best political story leads in the news. For once, we’d like to start one. We are searching for the HOTTEST, the sexiest, Conservative out there. So far in our list, we’ve blogged about John McCain’s wife, Cindy and his daughter, Cindy.

Representing (for Canada) is Rona Ambrose, the former Minister of the Environment. She’s smart, sexy and sassy!

Way Back Playback

Remember when Harper tried to pass off the Clean Air Act as something useful? He thinks a “thumbs up” can shut us up. Poor Rona Ambrose, the former Environment Minister, just stood there and later took the fall. Since Belinda Stronach left the party, Ambrose is definitely the hottest Conservative in government.